From Hell [REVIEW]

 

I didn’t even know this book existed until they made a movie “based” on it in 2001 starring Johnny Depp, but to be honest, I feel like a lot of people went through this experience. It’s been on my “to read” list for quite some time, so I figure waiting almost ten years from the movie being released was as good as any. I think I might have also subconsciously made a connection to Alan Moore hating this book, because he seems like a bitter and angry old hermit, chastising any work he has ever done. I know this isn’t entirely true, he just hates people taking his works and turning them into something completely different than what was intended. It’s not so much his own work that he hates, it’s just the money-making machine of Hollywood who will rape and pillage any interesting idea, especially if it involves conspiracies, murders, and prostitute. So I expect them to make a movie out of my autobiography any day now.

 

The masons always had the coolest handshakes, and I would know…

Speaking of murder, conspiracy, and prostitution, let me jump into the plot of this book. In case anyone has seen the movie, or planned on it, you might consider some of this stuff spoilers, but in the context of the book, there aren’t really many surprises. An heir to the throne has an illegitimate child with a “woman of the night”, but only the two of them know about it. Well, that is, until it is revealed that there are four other women of the night that also know this secret, and they wish to blackmail the royal family to make some extra money. The Queen then orders her best surgeon to take care of all these women, and the time frame coincides with the time frame and violence of Jack the Ripper.

 

Try saying THAT shit ten times fast! Or even once…I got distracted before finishing.

Let’s just get out of the way that Alan Moore is insane. Obviously I mean he is insane in the best way possible, being responsible for some of the best works of graphic fiction ever, but insane nonetheless. I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually believes he time traveled to the 19th century, and his dialogue is pretty convincing. Not like I was alive back then, but still. He really just seems to have a lot of respect for what happened and trying to make things as accurate as possible. With both the geography of London, to the severity of the murders, to even bringing in the Elephant Man, he doesn’t seem to be glamorizing the murders, but rather posing the question “What if?”.  The combination of the politics and inclusion of the occult and freemasons, everything was tied together seamlessly and this “history” seems entirely possible.

 

Who would be gardening at night? Oh, that psycho freak the Elephant Man.

Moore’s contribution is only half of it. The art, done by Eddie Campbell, was what really tied this book together. Granted, his strong suit might not have been clearly defining differences between most of his male characters in his black and white sketches, but the dialogue helped keep everything flowing smoothly. And if I am mentioning dialogue, it should be mentioned that the dialogue was written by hand, whereas most comics just do all of that in post production. Not only was all the dialogue by hand, but he would sometimes change his own handwriting depending on which character was speaking, with how much intensity, and with what emotions. It really wasn’t until I started seeing his architectural sketches that I could truly appreciate his work. You might be flipping page after page of characters having sex or killing people, but as soon as you see one of his buildings, you can’t help but stop for a minute and take in every line of his work.

 

Lesson learned? Never trust a man in a top hat.

In retrospect, I am glad I waited this long to read this book, as it is quite a heavy piece of fiction. I mostly mean it’s actually heavy, because it’s big. Had I seen the movie starring Johnny Depp and ran out and read this, I would have been cranky. I also would have been like 15 years old and listening to Limp Bizkit or something, but that’s besides the point. The depictions of violence in black and white made the whole ordeal seem more gruesome as it looked sometimes as if even Campbell got caught up in the brutality and scribbled on the paper harder and harder. The sex scenes also seemed to be dirtier than if they were in full color, because seeing them in a sketch format, it seemed as though some old pervert was locked in his basement drawing these images and, well, I’ll let you fill in what he might be doing while thinking of those images. Moore uses the vernacular of the time to great effect, so you tend to forget that this story was taking place over a hundred years before blogs even existed. I wouldn’t recommend everyone run out and get this, but if you are willing to commit to it, it’s a wonderful piece of crime noir.

 

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Siege

My first comic book review! Pretty excited for this folks. This is an event that is crossing over multiple series in the Marvel Universe. And we all know what that means, right? An event that will probably undo the mistakes of the previous years, as well as create multiple problems in the Marvel continuity that will probably negated by the next big event, and Marvel is going to try and get every penny out of you they can. But I mean come on, look how bad-ass that cover is!

As any of you comic book fans probably know, all of the publicity around this event is being referred to as “An Event 7 Years in the Making”. Okay, that’s probably not true, but I think that’s their way of trying to say “We hope this is as successful as Civil War”. Now, I have no idea who is going to read this blog, but I am assuming there are going to be people unfamiliar with comics, so when I say things like “Civil War”, you probably think I am referring to the war of Northern Aggression. Let me take a minute and try to recap the major events of the past few years, in chronological order, that have supposedly been building up to where we are now.

Civil War (2006)

As you can see, some superheroes are on the left, and some are on the right, and they are grimacing at one another. In Stamford, CT, a group of young, untrained, but somewhat powerful group of “heroes” blow up the town and kill 600 people. The American people decide that if someone wants to be able to fight crime, they need to register their secret identity as well as what their powers are, so that everyone can be trained and placed accordingly. Without going too much into detail, there is a line drawn in the sand with Captain America opposing the registration on one side and Iron Man supporting the bill on the other. After roughly 80 tie-in’s and multiple lineup changes and side-switching, Iron Man ultimately wins because Captain America decides to give the American people what they voted for, and he surrenders. Sadly, this results in his “death” as he is being led to the courthouse.

World War Hulk (2007)

Prior to this, it was determined by some of the smartest people on the planet that the only way to deal with Hulk was to send him to outer space and put a timer on his rocketship to blow up. Sadly, the rocket went of course, landed on a warrior planet, where Hulk fought for his survival, ot of slavery, and ultimately to the ruler of the planet. He found a wife and got her good and pregnant when the timer on the rocket finally kicked in, killing his bride and most of the people he cared about. Obviously, this pissed him off, so he came back to Earth to ruin everyone’s day. This was mostly just about having a distraction from the political/moral/ethical issues of Civil War and make as many smashes as possible. Obviously, Hulk chilled out and got over things, for the most part, after being zapped by a lazer from space that seperated the Hulk from Bruce Banner.

Secret Invasion (2008)

It is discovered that when Elektra is killed, her corpse reverts back to it’s true form, which is that of a shape shifting alien of a Skrull. No one knows when she was replaced, how she was replaced, and how no one noticed. Worse than that, it turns out she wasn’t the only one replaced. No one knows who is who and who can be trusted, which was more thematically similar to Civil War, not knowing who to root for and who was playing for the other team. Iron Man’s government sanctioned Avengers fail when Iron Man’s armor is infected by a virus, so practically everyone else in the marvel universe fighting everything they see. Ultimately, it is discovered that Spider-Woman was replaced by a Queen Skrull, and she ends up being straight up killed, live, on camera, by the one and only Norman Osborn. That’s right, the Green Goblin. This ends the invasion, all the imposters are killed and turns out their originals were on a spaceship which finally returns to Earth.

Thor (2008)

Not a huge cross series event, but important nonetheless. Thor returns to Earth and wants him and all his Asgradian buddies to have a place to call home. He chooses a large piece of land in Oklahoma to literally rip out of the ground and float, thus not making it technically ON America soil. All of his buddies are there, just chillin’, making friends with the humans. Loki, the God of Mischief, is also brought to Asgard, but obviously he makes friends with different kinds of mortals…

Dark Reign (2009)

Thanks to Norman Osborn killing off the biggest threat on the planet live on TV, the president gives him a promotion. Osborn takes over Iron Man’s old job as the head of S.H.I.E.L.D., which basically like the C.I.A. but three letters cooler, which he then renames H.A.M.M.E.R. He forms his own team of “Dark Avengers” which is comprised as psychopaths portraying the roles and costumes of actual heroes, of which those heroes have been forced to go underground from the registration. Bullseye is now Hawkeye, Venom is Now Spider-man, and so on. Add in the fact that Osborn has been able to manipulate the Sentry, yes, the man with the power of a thousand exploding suns, to do anything Osborn wants. Lots of fun bad guys doing bad things and getting away with it ensues.

Captain America: Reborn (2009)

After Captain America’s sidekick Bucky has been taking over Cap’s duties as a bad-ass shield wielding defender of America, it is revealed what actually happened to good old Cap. Turns out that the gun that was used to “kill” him merely only separated his consciousness from his body, presumably leaving him “dead”. Also, Cap has an evil clone involved somehow, but all that matters is that Bucky uncovers the truth and is able to get the real Cap’s consciousness back into the clones body, thus creating a new/old Cap back to his Hitler-punching habits. Only problem is that Cap is unsure whether he wants to wield the shield after seeing Bucky in action, and realizing what a hero he has become.

WHICH FINALLY TAKES US TO SIEGE!

As of right now, only two issues have been released. The premise of Siege is that one of the Asgardians, Volstagg, has a similar incident to what happened in Civil War, which involves everyone at Soldier Field dying. The difference is it turns out Osborn planned for this to happen, so he could use the event to have the support of the American people to invade Asgard. Osborn has been driven insane with power and decides to storm Asgard with his Dark Avengers and H.A.M.M.E.R. Since everyone likes Thor, all the heroes who have been underground are coming to his aid in hopes that this will finally be the event to take down Osborn and put things back the way they should be.

SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW

The first two issues have been a blast, and from the looks of things, it won’t be as sprawling of an event as Civil War was. There’s enough hero against hero action going on to remind you of how much fun Civil War was, but because of the people involved, there is LOTS of carnage. My favorite moment was seeing Ares, Greek God of War, turn on Osborn in an attempt to behead him. Osborn sent the Sentry after him, which resulted in a seemingly epic battle, which was ended when Sentry grabbed each of Ares’ arms and ripped him in half. LITERALLY RIPPED HIM RIGHT THE FUCK IN HALF. And then, only a few pages later, there was a sequence of panels involving Osborn, who now wears an Iron Man-esque suit of red, white and blue, looking into the sky as we see the reflection of Captain America’s shield getting closer, and closer, and closer. HOLY SHIT WAS THAT AWESOME! Is it Bucky? Is it the original Captain America, in his first fight since his death, sticking up for his buddy Thor? Who knows! The series and tie-in’s have all been pretty solid, and considering the main story is already halfway over, I like to think it will keep up the pace. Do yourself a favor and try to catch up!

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