March is a Good Month for Wolfman
ALL HAIL WOLFMARCH! That’s not, like, a march you do that’s similar to a wolf, but it’s like, a play on words? Because I’m Wolfman and March also starts with […]
Category Archives: Inane Bullshit
Michael Myers is the worst thing to happen to the Halloween franchise
With a recent comprehensive Blu-ray set being released for the Halloween franchise, I’ve been revisiting some installments that I’m less familiar with. Rather than remind me of the strengths of […]
Why I love It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, and why it makes me cry
By the time you’re old enough to celebrate or have any memories of Halloween, it generally represents the chance to take an afternoon, an evening, or a whole day to […]
Fantastic Fest Recap! [Fantastic Fest ’14]
When you arrive at a film festival at 1:30 a.m. from the airport and are asked to drive a different way because they’re about to have a food fight in […]
The Ultimate List of Cool Dudes in the video for Slipknot’s “Duality”
Are you wondering why I’m writing an article about a music video for a nu metal band that’s ten years old? ME TOO. REALLY NO GODDAMNED IDEA. I guess it’s […]
Celebrate its Tenth Anniversary as I pick my Fantastic Fest Favorites!
I have been to a whopping….one year of Fantastic Fest, but it is probably THE festival for both genre fans, genre filmmakers, and people who like karaoke. Rather than gush […]
I did it! I’m alive! U-S-A! U-S-A!
According to my calculations, a.k.a. looking at my own site, it’s been over two months since my last post. That post, as you’ll remember, involved me saying goodbye to Chicago. […]
