Why I love It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown, and why it makes me cry
By the time you’re old enough to celebrate or have any memories of Halloween, it generally represents the chance to take an afternoon, an evening, or a whole day to […]
Category Archives: Inane Bullshit
Fantastic Fest Recap! [Fantastic Fest ’14]
When you arrive at a film festival at 1:30 a.m. from the airport and are asked to drive a different way because they’re about to have a food fight in […]
The Ultimate List of Cool Dudes in the video for Slipknot’s “Duality”
Are you wondering why I’m writing an article about a music video for a nu metal band that’s ten years old? ME TOO. REALLY NO GODDAMNED IDEA. I guess it’s […]
Celebrate its Tenth Anniversary as I pick my Fantastic Fest Favorites!
I have been to a whopping….one year of Fantastic Fest, but it is probably THE festival for both genre fans, genre filmmakers, and people who like karaoke. Rather than gush […]
I did it! I’m alive! U-S-A! U-S-A!
According to my calculations, a.k.a. looking at my own site, it’s been over two months since my last post. That post, as you’ll remember, involved me saying goodbye to Chicago. […]
See ya later, Chicago!
I spent my last year of college living at home so I could save money so that way when I graduated, I could move virtually anywhere I wanted. Some of […]
C2E2 2014 Recap
Would you believe that last year I didn’t even mention going to C2E2 at all?! What a piece of shit! And the year before that, I just talked about going […]
Black Metal Fundle Bundle! Stickers and Pins now available! $3!
Hahahaha, you guys thought I would ONLY make shirts? YOU IDIOTS! I also have pins and stickers available for purchase! For the low, low price of $3, you can get […]
Yup, I’m Seeing That (Vol. 4)
Why the fuck would you care what movies I’m planning on going to see in theaters the next few months? Great point, sir or madam! Why would you care in […]
Hotel for Dogs (2009) [REVIEW]
Now that 2013 is over and done with, I no longer feel the pressure to post things under any sort of theme. Instead, I’m getting back to reviewing whatever […]
