HOLY SHIT MY 100TH FUCKING POST! (Unrated Version)

Based on the overwhelming response to my 100th post and the curiosity behind my adventures, I have made this addendum to my actual 100th post. Rather than edit that post, I am going to slide these pictures of my trip into this post, and we’re going to pretend like they were always supposed to be together. Okay, maybe some of that is incorrect. What I meant was that while I was trying to include these photos into my actual 100th post, my computer shit its brains, and I got impatient. Either way, here are the pictures. Enjoy!

 

Shit got a little crazy after an evening at the Toasted Owl in Northampton, MA. Or, as Ramaige likes to call it, the “Toasty Owl”. She calls it that because she read the sign wrong this one time, and has been referring to it incorrectly ever since.

Nope, that one standing to the right of Joe is NOT a witch. No matter how hard I tried, I wasn’t able to convince anyone of it.

Giles Corey, standing strong. Well, he’s not actually the one standing. He’s the one being crushed to death. Whoops!

Luckily, we had enough time to hang out with my friend Conor. Here he is with Beardy Joe, pretending they aren’t scared of my spoon and knife.

Can you see the Salem “Witch House” behind us? No? My crotch is too distracting? I don’t blame you.

Two mountain warriors. Well, two mountain warriors, with the female known as Rampaige.

Here we are in Boston, with Rampaige making the exact expression that she makes after pretty much every goddamned thing I say.

Here we are on the ferris wheel in Toys R’s Us in Times Square. Clearly, I am not as afraid of this experience as others are.

Here I am having a dance contest with my friend Lazer. I am pretending that the bike pump is a penis, and he is pretending the banana is nothing that resembles genitals. Check out his blog, which can be found at: www.natefernald.tumblr.com

The glorious view of the shithole known as “New York City” from the hipster Mecca of Williamsburg. Kill me now.

The reason you’re all here. Rampaige, Wolfgang, myself, and Beardy Joe as wizards and a witch. This was the toughest photo to choose, because we literally have 90 pictures from this photoshoot. Worth every penny.

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