68 Kill (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Four years after its release, Cheap Thrills still kicks all kinds of ass. There isn’t one element of that film that stands out from the rest, with the performances, direction, […]
Category Archives: bad non-horror
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) [REVIEW]
You’re right, I really don’t review straight up comedies all that much. Humor is very subjective and something I might find hilarious, someone else might find incredibly stupid. However, […]
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014) [REVIEW]
Whoa boy. You might remember from my post last week about movies I was excited to see, and for some reason, The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was one of them. […]
Jamie Marks is Dead (2014) [REVIEW] [SUNDANCE ’14]
WOW THANKS FOR THE FUCKING SPOILER ALERT, MOVIE TITLE. As if the title Jamie Marks is Dead wasn’t a big enough spoiler for you, this movie was also based on […]
Kick-Ass 2 (2013) [REVIEW]
Remember what movie was pretty good? Kick-Ass. It was far from perfect, but it came out at a great time where it was a welcome change from some of […]
House (1986) [REVIEW]
What an inventive name for a horror film! House! I wonder where it takes place! Maybe a house? Maybe a location that’s not a house? Who knows, bro. This […]
A Little Bit Zombie (2012) [REVIEW]
It’s a zombie movie, but it’s a comedy! Some might say that A Little Bit Zombie is a zomb-edy! Guys, do you get it? They took a classic horror […]
Santa’s Slay (2005) [REVIEW]
When it came to selecting which Christmas themed horror movies I was going to review, Santa’s Slay wasn’t even close to being a contender. It looked dumb, didn’t have […]
We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) [REVIEW]
Despite the critical acclaim of this movie, I didn’t understand why a comedy about John C. Reilly helping a fat kid at school deal with bullies. Then I realized […]
The Lovely Bones (2009) [REVIEW]
Did I give a shit about this movie when it came out? NOPE. Did I read this book or give a shit about that? NOPE. Why did I watch […]
The Wolfman Cometh 