Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012) [REVIEW]
A few years ago I had the opportunity to attend the Wizard World convention, featuring a cavalcade of C and D List celebrities. Having media credentials, I got to attend the […]
Category Archives: Awful non-horror
I tried to watch The Spirit and Dylan Dog: Dead of Night…and failed
Do you guys have any idea how long my Netflix queue is? I’m not trying to brag or anything, but pretty much any movie I have ever heard of, whether […]
Eagle Eye (2008) [REVIEW]
Shia LaBeouf is a stupid douchebag. Well, I think he is, at least. I’m sure you assume that this line of thinking is unwarranted, but after I heard his (possible) […]
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) [REVIEW]
Is this what my fucking life has come to? Admitting to intentionally watching this movie might as well be the cry for help the people who commit suicide normally […]
Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 (2011)
Considering I make Rampaige watch so many horror movies, it’s payback time. She is making me watch this film, and will probably try to paint my nails and braid […]
The Fantastic Four (1994) [REVIEW]
No, you did not enter a time warp, ladies and gentlemen. I really am reviewing a movie based on the Fantastic Four that was made in 1994, despite there […]
