One Night Only (2026) [REVIEW]
I already know what you’re all thinking, which is, “Wolfman, I thought you reviewed horror movies, what the hell are you doing reviewing One Night Only?” My answer to you, […]
Category Archives: decent non-horror
The Odyssey (2026) [REVIEW]
Wait, you’re trying to tell me the guy who wrote Odyssey was named HOMER? Like, Homer SIMPSON? Now I’ve heard everything! Okay, but seriously, I know I read Odyssey (or […]
The Death of Robin Hood (2026) [REVIEW]
Remember how people were obsessed with talking about the Roman Empire recently? I never think about the Roman Empire (or really spend that much time thinking about why anyone would […]
Project Hail Mary (2026) [REVIEW]
I never saw The Martian in theaters, but I sure have seen it a bunch of times on airplanes. Based on Andy Weir‘s novel, the movie is endlessly watchable, as […]
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2025) [REVIEW]
You know that feeling of hearing about a movie and, while all of the elements of it sound good on paper, you still struggle to get excited about it? And […]
No Other Choice (2025) [REVIEW]
Thanks to films like Oldboy, Thirst, Stoker, Snowpiercer, The Handmaiden, Decision to Leave, and more, filmmaker Park Chan-wook has cemented his legacy in cinematic history as one of the most […]
The Housemaid (2025) [REVIEW]
Our long, national nightmare is over and, after six weeks, we finally have another Sydney Sweeney movie! It was touch-and-go there for a while, but we persevered, somehow. Even though […]
Hamnet (2025) [REVIEW]
Jessie Buckley delivers a knockout performance, but Chloe Zhao’s direction and the weight of Shakespeare’s “genius” take you out of the experience.
Die My Love (2025) [REVIEW]
If you had said a decade ago that Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson were starring in a movie together with “love” in the title, you’d likely assume that the two […]
Christy (2025) [REVIEW]
Sydney Sweeney has become a lot like pineapple on pizza: everyone needs to have an opinion one way or another, and the straightforward opinion carries a lot of unintended baggage. […]
The Wolfman Cometh 