Wildwood (2026) [REVIEW]
Laika Studios holds a fond spot in my heart. Specifically, both ParaNorman and Kubo and the Two Strings hit me at the exact right time I needed them, as I […]
Category Archives: decent non-horror
Fjord (2026) [REVIEW]
It wasn’t until I was sitting down to watch Fjord, a movie I was interested in solely because I knew it had won the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film […]
Primetime (2026) [REVIEW]
The world was a very different place 20 years ago; nothing was funnier than The Office, no one had to know what Twitter was, and Chris Hansen‘s To Catch a […]
One Night Only (2026) [REVIEW]
I already know what you’re all thinking, which is, “Wolfman, I thought you reviewed horror movies, what the hell are you doing reviewing One Night Only?” My answer to you, […]
The Odyssey (2026) [REVIEW]
Wait, you’re trying to tell me the guy who wrote Odyssey was named HOMER? Like, Homer SIMPSON? Now I’ve heard everything! Okay, but seriously, I know I read Odyssey (or […]
The Death of Robin Hood (2026) [REVIEW]
Remember how people were obsessed with talking about the Roman Empire recently? I never think about the Roman Empire (or really spend that much time thinking about why anyone would […]
Project Hail Mary (2026) [REVIEW]
I never saw The Martian in theaters, but I sure have seen it a bunch of times on airplanes. Based on Andy Weir‘s novel, the movie is endlessly watchable, as […]
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (2025) [REVIEW]
You know that feeling of hearing about a movie and, while all of the elements of it sound good on paper, you still struggle to get excited about it? And […]
No Other Choice (2025) [REVIEW]
Thanks to films like Oldboy, Thirst, Stoker, Snowpiercer, The Handmaiden, Decision to Leave, and more, filmmaker Park Chan-wook has cemented his legacy in cinematic history as one of the most […]
The Housemaid (2025) [REVIEW]
Our long, national nightmare is over and, after six weeks, we finally have another Sydney Sweeney movie! It was touch-and-go there for a while, but we persevered, somehow. Even though […]
