Doctor Strange (2016) [REVIEW]
It’s been eight years since the beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and we FINALLY get to see the story of white man whose genius is only exceeded by […]
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Constantine (2005) [REVIEW]
It was a magical time for comic book movies back in 2005. Spider-Man had been released to record-breaking numbers back in 2002 and The Dark Knight hadn’t yet been […]
Thor: The Dark World (2013) [REVIEW]
I’M THO THOR THAT I CAN’T EVEN PITH! See, that was a joke about people who have speech impediments. Haha, those fuckers. It’s like, instead of pronouncing an “s” […]
The Wolverine (2013) [REVIEW]
I recently revisited X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and there’s no fucking way The Wolverine can be as shitty as that movie was, can it? Did you guys see the trailers […]
Superman Returns (2006) [REVIEW]
I DON’T LIKE SUPERMAN. I know, that sounds relatively cliché to say, but it’s true. There haven’t really been any Superman stories or movies or anything that I’ve really connected with […]
The Amazing Spider-Man (2012) [REVIEW]
I thoroughly enjoy the first two installments of the previous Spider-Man films, but I also encourage remakes if it’s done with the hopes of reinterpreting the source material. I’m pretty sure […]
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) [REVIEW]
How fucking awful was that first Ghost Rider? REALLY FUCKING AWFUL, THAT’S HOW AWFUL. I generally cite the original as one of the absolute worst of the “Hollywood” comic […]
