Ice Cream Man (2026) [REVIEW]
If you had asked me 20 years ago, “Hey, guy who will at some point in the future be known as Wolfman, do you like Eli Roth?” then my answer […]
Category Archives: bad horror movies
Hell House LLC: Lineage (2025) [REVIEW]
The fifth film in the franchise might change its filmmaking format, but the scares are just as underwhelming.
The Hand That Rocks the Cradle (2025) [REVIEW]
The new take on the concept doesn’t do much to make the idea feel fresh or contemporary.
Other (2025) [REVIEW]
There’s promising sequences and story concepts but the pacing prevents Other from finding its stride.
Coyotes (2025) [REVIEW]
Coyotes struggles to find its tonal footing, so while some scenes work better than others, it lacks an overall cohesion.
Night of the Reaper (2025) [REVIEW]
Night of the Reaper authentically embraces the spirit of the ’80s, but that’s about all it delivers.
The Amityville Murders (2019) [REVIEW]
In 1979, The Amityville Horror, inspired by a book of the same name, introduced the world to what is regarded as one of the most haunted houses in the world, […]
Leprechaun Returns (2018) [REVIEW]
There have definitely been multiple years where I spent St. Patrick’s Day drinking a Shamrock Shake and watching Leprechaun because, well, what the hell else are you supposed to do […]
All the Creatures Were Stirring (2018) [REVIEW]
Now that we’re in the post-Thanksgiving season, it’s the perfect time to seek out holiday-themed horror, with All the Creatures Were Stirring scratching that itch. Not only does the film […]
Mara (2018) [REVIEW]
I like to think that I’m tapped into the horror world, but Mara was actually brought to my attention by Wolfgirl as I remained completely oblivious to its existence. It […]
The Wolfman Cometh 