Santa’s Slay (2005) [REVIEW]
When it came to selecting which Christmas themed horror movies I was going to review, Santa’s Slay wasn’t even close to being a contender. It looked dumb, didn’t have […]
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We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) [REVIEW]
Despite the critical acclaim of this movie, I didn’t understand why a comedy about John C. Reilly helping a fat kid at school deal with bullies. Then I realized […]
The Lovely Bones (2009) [REVIEW]
Did I give a shit about this movie when it came out? NOPE. Did I read this book or give a shit about that? NOPE. Why did I watch […]
Drive Angry (2011) [REVIEW]
How fucking awesome is Crank? The only reason I went to see Crank in the first place was because I needed something to do to kill time, and it […]
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006) [REVIEW]
Holy shit! Remember how good the last movie was?! This one is really getting set up to be possibly the best film of the franchise! Wait, Bryan Singer is […]
Fast Five (2011) [REVIEW]
I really don’t know how the fuck to review this movie. What do you expect from a piece of shit like this? Normally, this is the part where I […]
Fantastic Four (2005) [REVIEW]
I think it’s a combination of having just gone to C2E2, knowing that there was going to be a new comic book series called “FF” because Johnny Storm recently […]
Rubber (2010) [REVIEW]
Before knowing that this movie was a movie, I knew it was a poster. Wait, did that make any sense? What I mean is that I saw the poster […]
Total Recall (1990) [REVIEW]
I was about to start typing all about how this is yet another “classic” sci-fi from the 80’s that I never got around to watching, but upon further investigation, […]
Hell Comes to Frogtown (1988) [REVIEW]
I have two memories with this movie, and both of them are related to Amherst, MA. The first one, which is less exciting, is that this movie was ALWAYS […]
The Wolfman Cometh 