Whoa boy! Iron Man 3 sure does look exciting! Wait, this isn’t Iron Man 3? Could have fooled me! The biggest thing that I was worried about, and I’m sure other people were worried about, is the amount of characters and shit going on that it would be all over the place, and it kind of looks like that’s true. It makes sense that Iron Man would be the one to intentionally assemble all of these characters, but with the amount of heavy-hitters on the team, I hope he doesn’t get all of the attention. For the ill-informed, this team will include Iron Man/Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America/Steve Rogers (Chris Evans), Thor/still Thor (Chris Hemsworth), the Hulk/Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo), Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), Black Widow/Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson), and Hawkeye/Clint Barton (Jeremy Renner). Those last three people? Yeah, they don’t have any superpowers, which means I highly doubt they will play major roles in the movie, since a lot of people still probably don’t quite know why they’re on the team. If they go into everyone’s backstory, that will take up a good amount of the film, and once that’s done, you still have these huge characters trying to grab time in front of the camera, and even I’m getting overwhelmed thinking about it. If you remove all of the shots of characters just kind of looking at one another, you are really only left with a shitload of cars exploding. I guess it looks fun, but considering this was really just an excuse to show off all of these pretty people in funny costumes and remind you that this movie WILL be coming out in five months, I’m not too impressed. Even if the next trailer is shitty, I’ll be seeing this opening day, because I’m a sucker for this stuff. Oh yeah, and Scarlett Johansson will probably wear lots of leather. Cool!