Cheap Thrills (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
I’m a pretty terrible film reviewer guy, aren’t I? In addition to having terrible views and opinions, I also fall behind on what’s cool and hip with the “kids” […]
Yearly Archives: 2013
The Lords of Salem (2012) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
To all of you loyal followers out there, you are probably aware of the love/hate relationship that I have with Rob Zombie. Or, if you aren’t a loyal follower, […]
You’re Next (2011) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
It’s happened. It’s finally fucking happened. The movie that I’ve been waiting to see after having heard about for two fucking years has finally been viewed by my wolf […]
Holy Ghost People (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS, AM I RIGHT?! I hate fucking genre labels. Is this a dramatic horror movie? Is it a drama […]
V/H/S/2 (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
In case you forgot, I thought the first V/H/S was a ton of fun. Even though found footage horror movies have become so incredibly trendy, it was able to bring […]
Evil Dead (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
One of the biggest questions that has been getting asked about the remake of The Evil Dead is “Why?” Granted, you could ask that about any remake of a horror film, […]
Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare (1987) [REVIEW]
I don’t really remember how I had been recommended to watch Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare, but I’m sure as shit going to recommend it to everyone I ever see for […]
April Fool’s Day (1986) [REVIEW]
Goddammit guys, I feel like such a poser for only having JUST seen April Fool’s Day. Isn’t it like, I don’t know, a “classic” or some bullshit? I remember […]
Come Out and Play (2012) [REVIEW]
Sorry guys, but horror movies involving creepy little kids don’t really do it for me. I guess that out of all the horror movies I’ve seen involving kids, I […]
Lifeforce (1985) [REVIEW]
Earlier this week, I was faced with a tough decision. I had to decide between staying home to talk shit about the Oscars on the internet or going to […]
The Wolfman Cometh 