Listen — I’ve never been good at self-promotion. One reason is that I don’t think I have anything that’s worth being promoted by anyone, which I’m sure you all agree with. Another reason is that it feels very embarrassing to say, “Please love me,” in such a desperate way, which makes it feel even more depressing when people say, “Nah, I’m good.” However, I’m currently in a position where I could actually have more opportunities open for me, personally, professionally, and financially, if you express your undying love for me and my content! (Or, you at least click “follow” or “subscribe” on requisite outlets.)

First off, I’m on YouTube now. I’ll be posting things like long-form videos I’d previously written up as a list, and also posting various interviews from the Wolfman Crypt that have appeared in written form elsewhere but have vanished from visual platforms. Below, you can get an example of both, such as my 100% correct ranking of the Halloween franchise, and also an interview I did with John Carpenter back in 2022 about the anniversary of Escape from L.A. Please like and comment and subscribe! (Here’s a direct link to my channel.)

Next, I believe I’m roughly 50 years late to the TikTok thing, and I can confirm I have no idea what I’m doing over there, but if you’re someone who likes to have content delivered to them in TikTok format, then you can follow me at @the_wolfman_cometh. You’ll get to enjoy things like me talking about my favorite “Treehouse of Horror” segments from The Simpsons.

Since I’m 100 years old, the social media platform I use the most regularly would be Instagram, which you can visit by clicking here, and you’ll see a lot of the stuff I post in other places, but if this is your platform of choice, it’s the best place to get my “content”! For example, you can see some of the footage of my stay at the house from Poltergeist.

I think that about covers it! Thanks for reading this far (that is, if you read this far, and if you didn’t read this far, how could you put me through this?) and I look forward to connecting with you all on the ‘net!