Housebound (2014) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
One of my favorite aspects of film festivals is that with the sheer amount of films being played, there’s no way you can adequately research them all. I take the […]
One of my favorite aspects of film festivals is that with the sheer amount of films being played, there’s no way you can adequately research them all. I take the […]
So glad that they finally made a movie out of my favorite TLC song! Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Okay, probably not, and I apologize to anyone who already heard me make […]
Hey, filmmakers, do you want me to see your movie? THEN PUT THE WORD “WOLF” IN THE TITLE AND I’LL BE ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES MORE INTERESTED. I seriously […]
When you’re at a film festival, everybody wants to know what the fuck you’re seeing. It’s like, GUYS, A LITTLE PRIVACY? Can’t I just enjoy these movies in peace?! I […]
Ice cream. Brownies. Chocolate chip cookies. It’s really difficult for me to decide wat my favorite snack is to have after dinner. There are just so many delicious choices! This […]
I was once asked if I was a fan of zombies, to which I replied with a fart noise. Maybe it wasn’t a fart noise exactly, but the […]
It was almost a year ago now that I posted my review for Cheap Thrills, and if you guys follow me on Twitter, I’m sure you’re goddamned sick of me […]
I know that the first word that comes to mind when you think of Wolfman would be “sentimental”. Followed by “handsome” and “nutcase”. Let’s go back to that first […]
The first thing Ana Lily Amirpour said to me after being introduced to her was, “Wanna see my head wound?” A few days earlier, she had slipped on some ice […]
Believe it or not, The Guest was one of the films I was most excited to see at Sundance while also being one of the films I was most apprehensive […]