Oculus (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
I don’t think I’ve ever once referred to this movie by its correct name. Whether it be “cockulus” or “ockulong”, I refuse to say this stupid title correctly. Hey, that’s […]
I don’t think I’ve ever once referred to this movie by its correct name. Whether it be “cockulus” or “ockulong”, I refuse to say this stupid title correctly. Hey, that’s […]
How fucking good is Timecrimes? HOLY SHIT IT’S SO FUCKING GOOD. When I think of writer/director Nacho Vigalondo, one of the first words that comes to mind is “ambitious”. There […]
Even though he might not have had to do too many interviews in his career as a director, I can guarantee that you are about to read the absolute best […]
It’s surprising to have a filmmaker direct a horror film that is both financially successful and relatively well-received in the horror community drop off the radar for years. Considering how […]
I’ve mentioned that seeing films without really know much of what they’re about is one of my favorite part of a festival, right? RIGHT? Well let me remind you that […]
Fucking New Zealanders, am I right? They really know how to nail the horror comedy, don’t they? Recently we’ve had Black Sheep, the SXSW world premiere of the fantastic Housebound, […]
Every time I saw the title to this movie, I read it in the voice of Eric Carmen as he sings “Hungry Eyes”. Why? I have no goddamned clue. This […]
One of my favorite aspects of film festivals is that with the sheer amount of films being played, there’s no way you can adequately research them all. I take the […]
So glad that they finally made a movie out of my favorite TLC song! Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Okay, probably not, and I apologize to anyone who already heard me make […]
Hey, filmmakers, do you want me to see your movie? THEN PUT THE WORD “WOLF” IN THE TITLE AND I’LL BE ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES MORE INTERESTED. I seriously […]