Universal Orlando Resort’s Halloween Horror Nights 2025 Haunted Houses Ranked
Here’s the houses you need to hit if you’re going to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Orlando Resort in 2025.
Author Archives: The Wolfman
Time Is a Flat Moon
15 years ago, against everyone’s better judgement, I started writing about horror movies. At the time, the main impetus was the fact that I was living in Chicago and, not […]
Okay, Fine, I Love Halloween II Now
Even if I love the original Halloween, I’ve never thought Michael Myers was a Cool Guy. The Shape? He’s pretty badass, but every sequel (outside of Halloween III: Season of […]
Wolfman’s Guide to Getting Into the Spirit of Spooky Season
Whenever summer winds to a close and the cultural focus shifts away from vacations and towards students getting back to school, Halloween freaks know that the most wonderful time of […]
That Time I Talked to Robert Englund – October 3, 2017
I’ve never been a big A Nightmare on Elm Street fan. There, I SAID IT! But, in my defense, I am 1) an idiot and 2) not a fan of […]
The Art of Self-Defense (2019) [REVIEW]
Few things are as awful in the world right now (and, I guess, throughout all of history) than entitled and toxic men. You’re probably thinking, “Wait a minute, Wolfman…aren’t YOU […]
Annabelle Comes Home (2019) [REVIEW]
You know what movie is pretty good? The Conjuring! You know what other movie is also pretty good, but a little less good? The Conjuring 2! You know what movies […]
Lords of Chaos (2018) [REVIEW]
You know how you might be scrolling through the internet and you see friends and acquaintances participating in something and your immediate reaction is, “Ugh, I can’t believe these people, […]
The Amityville Murders (2019) [REVIEW]
In 1979, The Amityville Horror, inspired by a book of the same name, introduced the world to what is regarded as one of the most haunted houses in the world, […]
Possum (2018) [REVIEW]
I know that watching movie trailers is cool, but you know what else is cool? Not watching movie trailers! Possum is a movie I had been hearing a lot of […]
