Creep (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
So glad that they finally made a movie out of my favorite TLC song! Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Okay, probably not, and I apologize to anyone who already heard me make […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Honeymoon (2014) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
When you’re at a film festival, everybody wants to know what the fuck you’re seeing. It’s like, GUYS, A LITTLE PRIVACY? Can’t I just enjoy these movies in peace?! I […]
The Desert (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
Ice cream. Brownies. Chocolate chip cookies. It’s really difficult for me to decide wat my favorite snack is to have after dinner. There are just so many delicious choices! This […]
Doc of the Dead (2014) [REVIEW]
I was once asked if I was a fan of zombies, to which I replied with a fart noise. Maybe it wasn’t a fart noise exactly, but the […]
My Bloody Valentine (1981) [REVIEW]
I know that the first word that comes to mind when you think of Wolfman would be “sentimental”. Followed by “handsome” and “nutcase”. Let’s go back to that first […]
Writer/director Ana Lily Amirpour talks David Lynch, Lars von Trier, music, and mega-badasses [INTERVIEW] [SUNDANCE]
The first thing Ana Lily Amirpour said to me after being introduced to her was, “Wanna see my head wound?” A few days earlier, she had slipped on some ice […]
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) (REVIEW) [SUNDANCE ’14]
One phrase that doesn’t automatically come to mind when you heard that a film is about a female vampire in Iran is “artsy-fartsy”, but that’s a term that I kept […]
Life After Beth (2014) [REVIEW] [SUNDANCE ’14]
Ya see, zombies are known to exhibit traits of being alive despite being considered dead, resulting to seemingly have a “life after death”. The name “Beth” rhymes with the word […]
Dead Snow: Red vs. Dead (Død Snø 2) (2014) [REVIEW] [SUNDANCE ’14]
I’ve had quite the tumultuous history with the first Dead Snow films. The first I heard of it was some douchebag I know describing one of the scenes that he […]
Killers (2014) [REVIEW] [SUNDANCE ’14]
The year was 2004. I was listening to a lot of hardcore punk back then, as I still do, but I guess I listened to even more back then. I […]
The Wolfman Cometh 