The Similars (Los Parecidos) (2016) [REVIEW]
Listen, you can make fun of me all you want, but I haven’t seen México Bárbaro yet. Guys, I said you can make fun of me, I don’t care what you […]
Category Archives: good non-horror movies
The Invitation (2015) [REVIEW]
Going into the Beyond Fest screening of The Invitation, all I really knew was that people liked it. THAT’S IT. The film screened in a double feature with Invasion […]
Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler (2015) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST ’15]
How awesome was King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters? SO AWESOME. Thinking that someone like Billy Mitchell could exist in the real world and he could spark such a […]
Demon (2015) [REVIEW]
Surely with a name like “Demon,” this movie is a prequel to Demons, right? RIGHT? Okay, well, if it’s not a prequel to Demons, it’s gotta be a romantic […]
Closer to God (2014) [REVIEW] [Fantastic Fest ’14]
Here it is! The first movie of Fantastic Fest 10! U-S-A! U-S-A! Wouldn’t it be ironic if I started chanting that and then found out that the movie was Canadian […]
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) [REVIEW]
Boy oh boy, do I love those Excellent Men! That’s what the “X” stands for, right? What else could it mean? Admittedly, I’ve never read Chris Claremont’s Days of […]
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) [REVIEW]
It’s kind of hard to explain to people why, but I just fucking love Captain America. He’s always been this moral constant in the Marvel Universe. He always knows […]
Creep (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
So glad that they finally made a movie out of my favorite TLC song! Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Okay, probably not, and I apologize to anyone who already heard me make […]
A Wolf at the Door (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
Hey, filmmakers, do you want me to see your movie? THEN PUT THE WORD “WOLF” IN THE TITLE AND I’LL BE ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES MORE INTERESTED. I seriously […]
The Desert (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
Ice cream. Brownies. Chocolate chip cookies. It’s really difficult for me to decide wat my favorite snack is to have after dinner. There are just so many delicious choices! This […]
The Wolfman Cometh 