Closer to God (2014) [REVIEW] [Fantastic Fest ’14]
Here it is! The first movie of Fantastic Fest 10! U-S-A! U-S-A! Wouldn’t it be ironic if I started chanting that and then found out that the movie was Canadian […]
Category Archives: good non-horror movies
X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) [REVIEW]
Boy oh boy, do I love those Excellent Men! That’s what the “X” stands for, right? What else could it mean? Admittedly, I’ve never read Chris Claremont’s Days of […]
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) [REVIEW]
It’s kind of hard to explain to people why, but I just fucking love Captain America. He’s always been this moral constant in the Marvel Universe. He always knows […]
Creep (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
So glad that they finally made a movie out of my favorite TLC song! Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Okay, probably not, and I apologize to anyone who already heard me make […]
A Wolf at the Door (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
Hey, filmmakers, do you want me to see your movie? THEN PUT THE WORD “WOLF” IN THE TITLE AND I’LL BE ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES MORE INTERESTED. I seriously […]
The Desert (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
Ice cream. Brownies. Chocolate chip cookies. It’s really difficult for me to decide wat my favorite snack is to have after dinner. There are just so many delicious choices! This […]
Doc of the Dead (2014) [REVIEW]
I was once asked if I was a fan of zombies, to which I replied with a fart noise. Maybe it wasn’t a fart noise exactly, but the […]
A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) (REVIEW) [SUNDANCE ’14]
One phrase that doesn’t automatically come to mind when you heard that a film is about a female vampire in Iran is “artsy-fartsy”, but that’s a term that I kept […]
Life After Beth (2014) [REVIEW] [SUNDANCE ’14]
Ya see, zombies are known to exhibit traits of being alive despite being considered dead, resulting to seemingly have a “life after death”. The name “Beth” rhymes with the word […]
The Voices (2014) [REVIEW] [SUNDANCE ’14]
I like Ryan Reynolds and I don’t give a shit who knows it. This isn’t to say I’m some Ryan Reynolds superman that sees everything that he’s in, but most […]
