Simon Killer (2012) [REVIEW]
One of the advantages of having your own site is that you get to watch whatever the fuck you want and write about it. I don’t feel obligated to […]
One of the advantages of having your own site is that you get to watch whatever the fuck you want and write about it. I don’t feel obligated to […]
How’s that for a long-ass post title? I was recently cleaning out my bag from Fantastic Fest and saw all those slips of paper you needed to get into the […]
No guys, this is NOT the John Hodgman comedy special about jokes, no matter how many times you ask me. Yes, the word “ragnarok” is pretty badass, but multiple […]
I know what you’re thinking, guys, and you’re thinking that maybe I should take an experiment of death on my own! Is that what you wanted!? Wow, you guys have […]
“Hey guys, if you’re expecting to see Drive 2, then do NOT go see this movie!” read almost every review for Only God Forgives. You know how I knew […]
You might remember that I recently reviewed The Sixth Sense because M. Night Shyamalan‘s newest film, After Earth, was about to be released and I wanted to remember a […]
Do I really need to tell you guys why I was going to see this movie? I just told you last week in Yup, I’m Seeing That (Volume 3)! […]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE “RED LIGHTS”!? ARE THEY SPOOKY?! ARE THEY SCARY?! ARE THEY WHAT PREVENT ME FROM DRIVING THROUGH INTERSECTIONS?! These are the questions I had going into Red […]
There’s a very fine line to walk when a film tries to combine horror with comedy, and a lot of times that formula fails. There are definitely some successful […]
The first time I had ever heard of Sushi Girl was at Star Wars Celebration VI. Mark Hamill was doing a Q & A and considering he’s been talking […]