The Standoff at Sparrow Creek (2019) [REVIEW]
Movies regarding real-world gun violence are more terrifying than ever, as our current political climate makes us feel like we’re on the precipice of the country tearing itself apart. Knowing […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
Mohawk (2017) [REVIEW]
One of the more enjoyable haunted house movies I’ve seen in recent years is 2015’s We Are Still Here from writer/director Ted Geoghegan (yes I friggin’ spelled that without having […]
A Vigilante (2018) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’18]
The first film I ever saw at the South by Southwest Film Festival was The Incredible Burt Wonderstone which was, in a word, “dog crap.” Steve Carell, Jim Carrey, and Olivia […]
…And From the Ashes Rises “Wolfman: The Hater”
For those of you who have frequented this blog over the last eight years, you may have realized that 1) You are dumber because of it and 2) I used […]
Small Town Crime (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Since you all love me and obviously read and memorize every review I ever write, you might recall my Small Crimes review in which I discussed how many movies shared […]
68 Kill (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Four years after its release, Cheap Thrills still kicks all kinds of ass. There isn’t one element of that film that stands out from the rest, with the performances, direction, […]
Hounds of Love (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Love can make you do crazy things. For some, it means going on long road trips just for the chance to glimpse the love of your life for a few […]
The Archer (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Believe it or not, it’s been quite a while since I’ve been a “young adult.” In fact, some would argue I’ve yet to hit the “adult” part of that term, […]
Prevenge (2016) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
First and foremost, filmmaker Ben Wheatley neither wrote nor directed this movie, so don’t get confused when I mention him as a point of reference. What excites me most about […]
Colossal (2016) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Prior to the first time I attended Fantastic Fest, I wasn’t super familiar with filmmaker Nacho Vigalondo. Apparently, he had made a couple of movies or something, and people kept […]
