Yup, I’m Seeing That (Vol. 4)
Why the fuck would you care what movies I’m planning on going to see in theaters the next few months? Great point, sir or madam! Why would you care in […]
Why the fuck would you care what movies I’m planning on going to see in theaters the next few months? Great point, sir or madam! Why would you care in […]
It’s kind of hard to explain to people why, but I just fucking love Captain America. He’s always been this moral constant in the Marvel Universe. He always knows […]
Even though he might not have had to do too many interviews in his career as a director, I can guarantee that you are about to read the absolute best […]
I’ve mentioned that seeing films without really know much of what they’re about is one of my favorite part of a festival, right? RIGHT? Well let me remind you that […]
Fucking New Zealanders, am I right? They really know how to nail the horror comedy, don’t they? Recently we’ve had Black Sheep, the SXSW world premiere of the fantastic Housebound, […]
So glad that they finally made a movie out of my favorite TLC song! Hahahaha, that’s hilarious. Okay, probably not, and I apologize to anyone who already heard me make […]
Hey, filmmakers, do you want me to see your movie? THEN PUT THE WORD “WOLF” IN THE TITLE AND I’LL BE ONE THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES MORE INTERESTED. I seriously […]
Ice cream. Brownies. Chocolate chip cookies. It’s really difficult for me to decide wat my favorite snack is to have after dinner. There are just so many delicious choices! This […]
I was once asked if I was a fan of zombies, to which I replied with a fart noise. Maybe it wasn’t a fart noise exactly, but the […]
It was almost a year ago now that I posted my review for Cheap Thrills, and if you guys follow me on Twitter, I’m sure you’re goddamned sick of me […]