Starry Eyes (2014) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
Every time I saw the title to this movie, I read it in the voice of Eric Carmen as he sings “Hungry Eyes”. Why? I have no goddamned clue. This […]
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Devil’s Due (2014) [REVIEW]
When I first saw V/H/S a few years ago, one of the segments that I had liked the most was from a group of guys I had never really […]
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) [REVIEW]
Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive? Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive AND without a Paranormal Activity movie being released?! It’s been four […]
Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) [REVIEW]
WAIT……WHAT? What the fuck is the name of this movie? Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4? WHAT IS HAPPENING. They put the word that goes at the end at […]
The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh (2012) [REVIEW]
Well that’s a fucking mouthful! THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID. WOLFMAN, YOU’RE KILLING IT IN THE JOKES DEPARTMENT. Who’s the head of that department? Oh, I don’t know, MAYBE THE […]
Children of the Corn (1984) [REVIEW]
The year was 2007. The place was a used record store in Massachusetts. While perusing their used DVD section, something I did when DVDs were the height of technology, […]
The Ninth Gate (1999) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]
Black Death (2010) [REVIEW]
How awesome is Sean Bean?Even though he dies in practically everything he’s in, he’s still awesome until that point. I’ve had Black Death on my instant queue for a […]
The Lords of Salem (2012) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
To all of you loyal followers out there, you are probably aware of the love/hate relationship that I have with Rob Zombie. Or, if you aren’t a loyal follower, […]
Holy Ghost People (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS, AM I RIGHT?! I hate fucking genre labels. Is this a dramatic horror movie? Is it a drama […]
The Wolfman Cometh 