Okay, Fine, I Love Halloween II Now
Even if I love the original Halloween, I’ve never thought Michael Myers was a Cool Guy. The Shape? He’s pretty badass, but every sequel (outside of Halloween III: Season of […]
Tag Archives: slashers
What Keeps You Alive (2018) [REVIEW]
Lots of great movies (and some bad ones) play at the South by Southwest Film Festival, and yours truly doesn’t have time to see all of them! What Keeps You […]
The Ranger (2018) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’18]
When a horror film combines many of your favorite things, it could be a guaranteed success if a film serves those things justice or it could be a devastating blow […]
Tragedy Girls (2017) [REVIEW] [FANTASIA INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL]
Decades ago, when people envisioned the “future of technology,” they envisioned flying cars and jetpacks, which we’re all still waiting for. What ended up actually happening, however, was a deluge […]
Prevenge (2016) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
First and foremost, filmmaker Ben Wheatley neither wrote nor directed this movie, so don’t get confused when I mention him as a point of reference. What excites me most about […]
Lake Bodom (2016) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
My first exposure to “Lake Bodom” was hearing about the Finnish death metal band Children of Bodom, who took their name from an incident in 1960 where four teenagers were […]
Girl House (2014) [REVIEW]
Although it’s been a few years since I’ve seen it, I used to have a lot of fun with Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer. It’s possible that stems from a nostalgic […]
The Den (2013) [REVIEW]
People decide what movie they’re going to watch on Netflix for a variety of reasons. Maybe the description sounds interesting, maybe it has a high rating, maybe someone recommended it […]
31 (2016) [REVIEW]
Remember how fucking good The Lords of Salem was? So fucking good. Considering how often I’ve voiced my opinions on his Halloween films, I wanted to make note of […]
ClownTown (2016) [REVIEW]
Maybe it’s because I’ve never had a traumatic childhood experience with one, but I’ve never had any sort of fear of clowns. Ever. I know they’re typically a go-to […]
The Wolfman Cometh 