Hanna (2011) [REVIEW]
I was a little nervous about paying money to go see this movie, thinking that people might look down on me. Forget about everything you read about in the […]
Tag Archives: Thrillers
Twister (1996) [REVIEW]
I know you’re thinking that this is my asshole way of mocking everyone who lost their houses in the recent tornadoes, and you’d be wrong. Granted, I was inspired […]
Black Swan (2010) [REVIEW]
You might be noticing a trend in the movies I’m reviewing, or at least the fact that the past few haven’t really been “horror” films, and rather are films […]
The Town (2010) [REVIEW]
Ben Affleck, that guy from Mad Men, Massachusetts, and Hawkeye?! What’s not to like! Even though I had never seen the movie, I bought it for a yankee swap […]
127 Hours (2010) [REVIEW]
Whoa, that sure is a long movie! Hahaha! Get it? I’m pretending the movie is 127 hours long, but it’s not. You fucking idiot. I wanted to see this […]
Yup, I’m Seeing That
Someone asked me somewhat recently what movie I was looking forward to seeing, and I couldn’t really answer. In my head I knew there were a bunch of answers, I […]
Monsters (2010) [REVIEW]
I remember hearing about this movie last year, but only vague descriptions of it. I remember when I tried to get Rampaige to watch it, I told her it […]
The Proposition (2005) [REVIEW]
Remember how I just reviewed True Grit? Remember how I said I don’t really like Westerns? Well, this is one of the exceptions. For as much as I don’t […]
True Grit (2010) [REVIEW]
You’ll notice that I included an extra poster for this movie, because the poster is so goddamned awesome. It was printed by Aaron Horkey, and I remember when it […]
Lost Highway (1997) [REVIEW]
Nine Inch Nails and boobs. Those are my initial reactions to this movie. I remember when it came out that Nine Inch Nails had that song “Perfect Drug” on the […]
The Wolfman Cometh 