The Ward (2010) [REVIEW]
Would you believe that there was a movie that I was getting through Netflix that I was actually looking forward to? It’s John Carpenter and it’s about some sort of […]
Tag Archives: Thrillers
When a Stranger Calls (2006) [REVIEW]
Yes, I do own this movie on DVD. Why? Well I’ll fucking tell you if you can wait a goddamned second. The first time I saw this movie was […]
Eagle Eye (2008) [REVIEW]
Shia LaBeouf is a stupid douchebag. Well, I think he is, at least. I’m sure you assume that this line of thinking is unwarranted, but after I heard his (possible) […]
Insomnia (2002) [REVIEW]
Remember how awesome Memento was? Goddamn, I certainly do. I was obsessed with that movie. Considering how much of a Christopher Nolan fanboy I was, you can imagine how […]
Hanna (2011) [REVIEW]
I was a little nervous about paying money to go see this movie, thinking that people might look down on me. Forget about everything you read about in the […]
Twister (1996) [REVIEW]
I know you’re thinking that this is my asshole way of mocking everyone who lost their houses in the recent tornadoes, and you’d be wrong. Granted, I was inspired […]
Black Swan (2010) [REVIEW]
You might be noticing a trend in the movies I’m reviewing, or at least the fact that the past few haven’t really been “horror” films, and rather are films […]
The Town (2010) [REVIEW]
Ben Affleck, that guy from Mad Men, Massachusetts, and Hawkeye?! What’s not to like! Even though I had never seen the movie, I bought it for a yankee swap […]
127 Hours (2010) [REVIEW]
Whoa, that sure is a long movie! Hahaha! Get it? I’m pretending the movie is 127 hours long, but it’s not. You fucking idiot. I wanted to see this […]
Yup, I’m Seeing That
Someone asked me somewhat recently what movie I was looking forward to seeing, and I couldn’t really answer. In my head I knew there were a bunch of answers, I […]
The Wolfman Cometh 