It was a rough year, that had its ups and downs. My goal when I started was to post every other day, or at least end up with three to four posts per week. As of right now, on the one year anniversary, I have 186 posts, which roughly equates to one post every 1.96 days. We fucking did it! You might have more recently noticed how often I’ve been posting to make sure to meet that goal, but hopefully I can keep it up (that’s what she said) and maybe for the second anniversary I’ll have even more posts! Well, of course I’ll have more posts, but I mean a better post per day ratio. I was thinking of maybe just shutting down the site after this first year, but apparently people are still reading this, and I’d hate to disappoint my fans. Yes that’s right, I’d hate to disappoint both of you. One of my favorite things about using WordPress is all the statistics you get to see about what posts are popular, what brings people to my blog, and my all-time favorite, what search terms people type that result in clicking on my blog. Let me share some of those numbers with you now.
Top 5 Visited Posts
1) The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009) – 2,944 views
2) Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010) – 1,188 views
3) The Walking Dead – 997 views
4) I Spit On Your Grave (2010) – 975 views
5) Piranha 3-D (2010) – 656 views
Top 15 Used Tags
blood, boobs, guts, Halloween, Marvel, comics, zombies, demons, ghosts, shitty, Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Diora Baird, Wes Craven, LOST
Top 3 Search Terms
1) The Walking Dead
2) The Human Centipede poop scene
3) Mary Elizabeth Winstead hot scene
Honorable Mentions
These terms are things people searched for, purposely, and clicked on my blog, most likely accidentally. None of these terms were searched for often, but people typed them into a website, hoping to find related results, and ended up on my blog. Some of these are hilarious, some are scary, some are both. The question I ask myself is who is weirder, the people typing these things into a search engine or the person whose blog contains relevant words?
paranormal entity boobs
horse penis
boy piss
adults in diapers
giraffe head explode
ugly lady
kevin bacon shirtless
little boy fuck
kenan thompson good burger
panda fight
sam flynn haircut
ugly ass face
raped by demons
gone fishin movie
hot little bitch
midget penis
the fuking cat
truck driverin aboxin iraq
And basically anything similar to Paranormal Entity ___________, Diora Baird _________, Mary Elizabeth Winstead ________, and The Human Centipede __________. I can’t really blame any of my regular readers for being such weirdos, since they know what my website is and don’t have to search for it.
24,557 views all-time
January 9th, 2011 – busiest day, 303 views
I don’t have too much else to say, other than I look forward to C2E2 in a couple of weeks, as well as some out of town trips, so you might notice a few more posts in the “inane bullshit” category, previously known as “uncategorized”. Here’s to another year!
The Wolfman Cometh 
Oh man I loved this post. Also, way to make me LOL at work. horse penis? giraffe head explode? raped by demons?? I think I love those people who use these search terms more than you, wolf-man.
186 posts is honestly an impressive amount. Blogging needs dedication. I remember giving it a try way back, but motivation was never a strong suit for me. Maintaining a review blog can be as heavy as you want it to be. And in your case, your commitment pays off. Great job.
Though I completely object to the idea, I’m sure if you swallowed your pride and opened a Facebook account dedicated to this site, you’d probably attract a few more followers. But even after suggesting the idea, I feel dirty. I’m sure I could come up with a few more ideas on how to get the word out about your blog, but you might tell me to suck my own midget penis and call it a day!!
Well, to me, my penis isn’t midget-size. And that’s the point: be proud of your blog. Spread the word. Tell everyone you know. Post it on as many other movie sites or comic sites as you can find. Proverbially sell yourself. You can succeed in life without really trying. Just ask your drama teacher Mrs. Beth Ayn Kelly (who is now Mrs. Curtis, according to DJ).
Ever see this comic?
I’D BE NOWHERE IF IT WEREN’T FOR MY LOYAL FANBASE. YOU DA BEST!