The Worst Best of 2012 List
In case you guys are new to the world of reading my website, there’s something you should know. I HATE FUCKING MAKING LISTS. It’s not that I don’t like pointing […]
In case you guys are new to the world of reading my website, there’s something you should know. I HATE FUCKING MAKING LISTS. It’s not that I don’t like pointing […]
Who the fuck is Simon Barrett? I obviously know who Ti West is, and I’ve seen Adam Wingard’s name before, and it looks like David Bruckner was involved in The […]
Even though I only just saw Silent Night, Deadly Night a few weeks ago, I was pretty excited to see that Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 had a […]
Do I call it Christmas Evil or do I call it You Better Watch Out or do I call it Terror in Toyland? Stupid fucking Troma movies and their […]
When it came to selecting which Christmas themed horror movies I was going to review, Santa’s Slay wasn’t even close to being a contender. It looked dumb, didn’t have […]
Since writing is really hard sometimes, the Wolfman prefers to tell you his thoughts on The Hobbit – The Unexpected Journey. From 3D to all this 48 frames per second […]
I’M ALREADY FUCKING CONFUSED. Is this movie called Hold Your Breath or HoldYourBreath or #HoldYourBreath? Who the fuck puts a giant hashtag (that’s what they call the pound symbol on Twitter) in […]
Despite having only seen Gremlins for the first time about a year ago, we have a long a tumultuous history together. I had actually seen the sequel a shit […]
“I don’t want to READ a movie, I want to WATCH a movie!” is my typical impersonation of a close-minded asshole who isn’t willing to go see a foreign […]
This movie was in my “to watch” pile for Christmas, but considering I just watched the remake of this movie without knowing it was a remake, I figured I’d […]