Silent Night (2012) [REVIEW]
How the fuck was I supposed to know this was a remake? Even though it’s a “loose” remake, it’s still a goddamned remake. Do you know how many movies […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
Jack Frost (1997) [REVIEW]
TIT’S THE REASON, AM I RIGHT GUYS? That’s the thing people say? Tit’s the season? Okay guys I am just making jokes around here, okay? Since it is now […]
The Collector (2009) [REVIEW]
I confused The Collector with other movies so many times! I’m quite a character, aren’t I? I think this movie was on Netflix Instant for a few months and […]
The Faculty (1998) [REVIEW]
Nope, I’ve never seen this movie. Well, I saw it the ONE time, just recently, in order to talk about it, but before that, not even once. I don’t […]
Grave Encounters (2011) [REVIEW]
THREE TIMES. THREE FUCKING TIMES I TRIED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE BEFORE FINISHING IT. I don’t want to get too ahead of myself by saying it was so awful […]
Bordello of Blood (1996) [REVIEW]
After watching Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight and being surprised at how fun of a movie it was, I figured I’d might as well go ahead and see what […]
Thinner (1996) [REVIEW]
Guys guys guys….remember Kari Wuhrer? If the answer to that question was “no”, there’s really no point in continuing this relationship. If you watched any movie on HBO after […]
Chained (2012) [REVIEW]
I feel like such a shithead, guys. I started watching Twin Peaks a few months ago, finally, and I have yet to finish it. I enjoyed the first […]
Chernobyl Diaries (2012) [REVIEW]
To say that I was “excited” to see this movie might be an overstatement, but to say I was “kind of sort of interested” in seeing this movie would […]
The Signal (2007) [REVIEW]
As all of you know from frequently looking at my site, you’ll know that I recently watched The Bay, which featured a brief appearance by actor Justin Welborn. Although you […]
The Wolfman Cometh 