The Frighteners (1996) [REVIEW]
Before I was a fan of Peter Jackson, I was a fan of Peter Jackson. WOLFMAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! What I’m trying to get at […]
Author Archives: The Wolfman
Paranormal Activity (2007) [REVIEW]
Let’s go on a journey, shall we? The journey involves time travel, so please bring a helmet. Let’s travel to the year 2009, a year when (pretend I’m listing […]
Drag Me To Hell (2009) [REVIEW]
When I finally saw this movie, the only place that it was playing was in the suburbs. Or at least, the closest place was the suburbs. When I went […]
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) [REVIEW]
The memories of actually going to see The Texas Chainsaw Massacre resonate far more with me than the actual film itself. I went to an afternoon showing of this […]
SEND MORE COPS Episode #9 – Conventions, Conventions, Conventions!
Episode 9 In case you’ve been following me on Twitter (which of course you have been), you’ll know that I attended quite a few conventions in the past month. […]
The Loved Ones (2009) [REVIEW]
A few weeks ago, I watched Snowtown, which is a movie about Australia’s worst serial killer. The amount of people he killed? 11. ONLY 11. Not that 11 dead […]
Apartment 143 (2011) [REVIEW]
I don’t typically buy into movie “brands”, but instead pay attention to directors, writers, or actors, and follow their work across multiple studios. However, one logo that I frequently […]
Win a Cabin in the Woods shirt! [GIVEAWAY]
I got this shirt when the movie came out in theaters, and now you guys have the chance to win it! For free! Here’s what it looks like: […]
House of Wax (2005) [REVIEW]
GO AHEAD ASSHOLES, START TALKING SHIT RIGHT NOW. I’m sure you’re saying, “LOL this movie is sooooo bad even though I have never seen it LOL,” but you can all […]
ParaNorman (2012) [REVIEW]
Wasn’t Monster House awesome? In case you’re having a hard time answering that question, the answer is YES, Monster House is awesome. It was able to take a silly, […]
