The Amityville Horror (2005) [REVIEW]
Didn’t I see this shit in theaters? Why yes, yes I DID see this shit in theaters! I didn’t really remember anything about this version of the movie, other […]
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Sleepy Hollow (1999) [REVIEW]
Everyone remembers the cartoon of this story, right? Well, not only do I remember that, but I also remember that we bought a live-action version of the story starring […]
SEND MORE COPS now available on iTunes
I know, right? SHIT’S GETTING SERIOUS. What does this mean? Well, you can still subscribe to it the same exact way you did before. Only NOW, I think you can […]
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) [REVIEW]
I have absolutely no qualms about really enjoying the first film, and really can’t remember much of what happened in its sequel. I do remember not liking the sequel, and […]
Debut episode of my podcast, SEND MORE COPS
THAT’S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT’S THE “SEND MORE COPS” PODCAST, HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY. It’s hard to turn off the caps lock while looking at that image, but here it […]
The Devil’s Rejects (2005) [REVIEW]
I know that I mentioned this movie a few months ago when talking about movies that remind me of summer, so why the fuck am I watching it now? […]
Monster House (2006) [REVIEW]
Back when I was a projectionist, the trailer for this movie annoyed the FUCK out of me. It started with that little girl singing, and I always had to […]
The Blair Witch Project (1999) [REVIEW]
The summer this movie came out was a big one for me. I saw Shannon Elizabeth‘s boobs in American Pie, I saw this movie…I guess those were the highlights. […]
The Lovely Bones (2009) [REVIEW]
Did I give a shit about this movie when it came out? NOPE. Did I read this book or give a shit about that? NOPE. Why did I watch […]
The Others (2001)
Holy shit, this movie came out ten years ago? I can’t really remember why I was excited to see this movie or why it was getting publicity, maybe it […]
The Wolfman Cometh 