Hatchet II (2010) [REVIEW]
I desperately want to like Adam Green and everything he does. He obviously likes horror films, which is why he makes them, he is from Massachusetts, and he also loves […]
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Maniac (1980) [REVIEW]
There are some movies that the first time you see them, you realize immediately how incredible they are. This film wasn’t one of those. The first time I saw […]
Buried (2010) [REVIEW]
Ryan Reynolds….in a box….for an hour and a half?! Oh no! What’s ScarJo gonna do?! Oh, they broke up, nevermind. She’s all mine! Hahahaha! Stay in that box you […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) [REVIEW]
I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT. Here we are, the last film of this franchise. It was tough, and most of these movies sucked bags of dicks, but I made […]
Devil (2010) [REVIEW]
I know that attaching the name M. Night Shyamalan these days makes something laughable, but I don’t completely agree with that. I haven’t seen The Sixth Sense in a […]
Freddy vs. Jason (2003) [REVIEW]
I’m posting this review from Rampaige’s computer because mine is acting like a little cocksucker, and she’s asleep right now, so don’t tell her. Since I don’t normally use […]
New Nightmare (1994) [REVIEW]
I really wanted to say something about finally being at the last one, but that’s not even fucking true. I guess depending on how you categorize the movies, technically […]
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) [REVIEW]
HOLY SHIT, THIS ONE DOESN’T HAVE THE WORD “DREAM” IN THE TITLE! Fuck me, we’re making progress. Back to the task at hand, this shitty piece of fuck. Freddy […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (1989) [REVIEW]
OH I FUCKING GET IT, YOU THINK IT’S COOL FOR A MOVIE TITLE TO INCLUDE BOTH THE WORDS “DREAM” AND “NIGHTMARE” YOU STUPID FUCKING PREDICTABLE COCKSUCKERS. Goddammit, seriously? All […]
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master (1988) [REVIEW]
Alright you fucks, here we go again. This story is about some people who were released from the institution from the third movie where we had the dream warriors. […]
The Wolfman Cometh 