It’s surprising to have a filmmaker direct a horror film that is both financially successful and relatively well-received in the horror community drop off the radar for years. Considering how […]
When you’re at a film festival, everybody wants to know what the fuck you’re seeing. It’s like, GUYS, A LITTLE PRIVACY? Can’t I just enjoy these movies in peace?! I […]
The year was 2004. I was listening to a lot of hardcore punk back then, as I still do, but I guess I listened to even more back then. I […]
This is a documentary about how Bret Michaels got the band together, right? THE BAND CALLED “POISON”? NO? THEN WHY THE FUCK AM I WATCHING IT. Oh, I’m watching […]
Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive? Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive AND without a Paranormal Activity movie being released?! It’s been four […]
I did it! I finally got to the last one! You’ll notice that there’s a return to form with Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker in that […]
I’ve reviewed movies, TV shows, comic books, and documented pointless events in my life, but this is the first time I’ve ever reviewed a podcast! I listen to a handful […]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
OH FUCK, I’M COVERING FANTASTIC FEST! You might have already known that by following my wildly popular Twitter, but if you weren’t, now you know. There isn’t really one […]
I don’t think anyone can hear about the tragedy known as “The Dyatlov Pass Incident” without forever being able to recall some details of the event. There were 9 […]
The Wolfman Cometh 