Decades ago, when people envisioned the “future of technology,” they envisioned flying cars and jetpacks, which we’re all still waiting for. What ended up actually happening, however, was a deluge […]
Love can make you do crazy things. For some, it means going on long road trips just for the chance to glimpse the love of your life for a few […]
First and foremost, filmmaker Ben Wheatley neither wrote nor directed this movie, so don’t get confused when I mention him as a point of reference. What excites me most about […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Vampire movies aren’t my thing. Granted, there are few horror subgenres that are “my thing,” but you gotta give me something pretty […]
There are a lot of things about SXSW that makes it a pretty rad festival. One of those things is you end up seeing movies that you’ve never goddamned heard […]
How has Joe Lynch only directed four feature-length films?! Considering his notoriety in the genre film community, you’d think he was on his tenth by now. Granted, considering he was […]
Man, there sure were some long-ass movie titles in 2016, weren’t there? I constantly confused The Girl on the Train, The Girl With All the Gifts, and I Am the […]
Listen, you can make fun of me all you want, but I haven’t seen México Bárbaro yet. Guys, I said you can make fun of me, I don’t care what you […]
Ah, yes, finally a movie about the most difficult of miniature golf obstacles! No, I’m kidding, that’s not what this was about. Although, honestly, I had no idea what […]
When the trailer initially dropped for director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett‘s new film The Woods, I knew there was no goddamned way I was watching it! The […]
The Wolfman Cometh 