The Transfiguration (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Vampire movies aren’t my thing. Granted, there are few horror subgenres that are “my thing,” but you gotta give me something pretty […]
Category Archives: good horror movies
Two Pigeons (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
There are a lot of things about SXSW that makes it a pretty rad festival. One of those things is you end up seeing movies that you’ve never goddamned heard […]
Mayhem (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
How has Joe Lynch only directed four feature-length films?! Considering his notoriety in the genre film community, you’d think he was on his tenth by now. Granted, considering he was […]
The Girl With All the Gifts (2016) [REVIEW]
Man, there sure were some long-ass movie titles in 2016, weren’t there? I constantly confused The Girl on the Train, The Girl With All the Gifts, and I Am the […]
The Similars (Los Parecidos) (2016) [REVIEW]
Listen, you can make fun of me all you want, but I haven’t seen México Bárbaro yet. Guys, I said you can make fun of me, I don’t care what you […]
The Windmill (2016) [REVIEW]
Ah, yes, finally a movie about the most difficult of miniature golf obstacles! No, I’m kidding, that’s not what this was about. Although, honestly, I had no idea what […]
Blair Witch (2016) [REVIEW]
When the trailer initially dropped for director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett‘s new film The Woods, I knew there was no goddamned way I was watching it! The […]
The Invitation (2015) [REVIEW]
Going into the Beyond Fest screening of The Invitation, all I really knew was that people liked it. THAT’S IT. The film screened in a double feature with Invasion […]
“Can you recommend me a scary movie? That’s on Netflix?”
“Hey, you like horror movies, right? Well, can you recommend me some spooky movies to watch for Halloween? Oh, and they have to be on Netflix.” If you watch horror […]
Demon (2015) [REVIEW]
Surely with a name like “Demon,” this movie is a prequel to Demons, right? RIGHT? Okay, well, if it’s not a prequel to Demons, it’s gotta be a romantic […]
