The Transfiguration (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Vampire movies aren’t my thing. Granted, there are few horror subgenres that are “my thing,” but you gotta give me something pretty […]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Vampire movies aren’t my thing. Granted, there are few horror subgenres that are “my thing,” but you gotta give me something pretty […]
There are a lot of things about SXSW that makes it a pretty rad festival. One of those things is you end up seeing movies that you’ve never goddamned heard […]
How has Joe Lynch only directed four feature-length films?! Considering his notoriety in the genre film community, you’d think he was on his tenth by now. Granted, considering he was […]
Man, there sure were some long-ass movie titles in 2016, weren’t there? I constantly confused The Girl on the Train, The Girl With All the Gifts, and I Am the […]
Listen, you can make fun of me all you want, but I haven’t seen México Bárbaro yet. Guys, I said you can make fun of me, I don’t care what you […]
Ah, yes, finally a movie about the most difficult of miniature golf obstacles! No, I’m kidding, that’s not what this was about. Although, honestly, I had no idea what […]
When the trailer initially dropped for director Adam Wingard and writer Simon Barrett‘s new film The Woods, I knew there was no goddamned way I was watching it! The […]
Going into the Beyond Fest screening of The Invitation, all I really knew was that people liked it. THAT’S IT. The film screened in a double feature with Invasion […]
“Hey, you like horror movies, right? Well, can you recommend me some spooky movies to watch for Halloween? Oh, and they have to be on Netflix.” If you watch horror […]
Surely with a name like “Demon,” this movie is a prequel to Demons, right? RIGHT? Okay, well, if it’s not a prequel to Demons, it’s gotta be a romantic […]