Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones (2014) [REVIEW]
Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive? Can you believe we made it through 2013 alive AND without a Paranormal Activity movie being released?! It’s been four […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
The Worst Best of 2013 List
HOW FUCKING SHITTY ARE END OF THE YEAR LISTS?! Ugh. I fucking hate them. Although, as the year comes to a close, I do still enjoy the opportunity to point […]
Don’t Open Till Christmas (1984) [REVIEW]
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT GRAMMAR IS THAT?! Is it a Christmas where we are tilling soil and we are not supposed to open it? Ugh. Oh well, this movie […]
Elves (1989) [REVIEW]
WOW. GUYS. WOW. HAVE YOU FUCKING SEEN THIS MOVIE? HOLY FUCK. GUYS. SERIOUSLY. I don’t even know where I heard of this movie or where it came from, but, wow. […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991) [REVIEW]
I did it! I finally got to the last one! You’ll notice that there’s a return to form with Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker in that […]
Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990) [REVIEW]
WAIT……WHAT? What the fuck is the name of this movie? Initiation: Silent Night, Deadly Night 4? WHAT IS HAPPENING. They put the word that goes at the end at […]
Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! (1989) [REVIEW]
Here we go again! Christmas is nearly upon us so you guys can all anticipate a slew of Christmas horror movies. Since I took care of some of the […]
Here Comes the Devil (Ahí va el diablo) (2012) [REVIEW]
Goddammit I love me some Satan movies. Although, having “Devil” in the title doesn’t always necessarily mean that Satan has anything to do with the movie and is sometimes […]
Storm of the Century (1999) [REVIEW]
HEY WOLFMAN, THIS ISN’T A MOVIE YOU FUCKING IDIOT! You make a compelling argument, person who isn’t real whose dialogue I made up. You think I really give a […]
ThanksKilling 3 (2012) [REVIEW]
Whoa whoa whoa, Wolfman, why are you reviewing ThanksKilling and ThanksKilling 3 but clearly skipping over part 2?! You fucking idiot! There is no part 2! I’ll get to […]
The Wolfman Cometh 