Come Out and Play (2012) [REVIEW]
Sorry guys, but horror movies involving creepy little kids don’t really do it for me. I guess that out of all the horror movies I’ve seen involving kids, I […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Lifeforce (1985) [REVIEW]
Earlier this week, I was faced with a tough decision. I had to decide between staying home to talk shit about the Oscars on the internet or going to […]
Home Movie (2008) [REVIEW]
In case you don’t follow me on Twitter, in which case you’re CRAZY, you missed a tweet a few days ago about how much I love reading lists about “Horror […]
Sushi Girl (2012) [REVIEW]
The first time I had ever heard of Sushi Girl was at Star Wars Celebration VI. Mark Hamill was doing a Q & A and considering he’s been talking […]
Would You Rather (2013) [REVIEW]
We’ve all been there, haven’t we? Hanging out with your friends, having a good time, and–wait, no, I’ve never done that! I don’t have friends, nor do I have […]
Phantom of the Paradise (1974) [REVIEW]
Many, many years ago, a young Wolfman wrote his 50th post on this very website. That post discussed some of my most formative horror movie experiences and one of […]
Strippers vs. Werewolves (2012) [REVIEW]
A few years ago I had the opportunity to attend the Wizard World convention, featuring a cavalcade of C and D List celebrities. Having media credentials, I got to attend the […]
The Hole (2009) [REVIEW]
Nope, not the one where you get to see Keira Knightley’s boobs. Wait, isn’t that one a horror movie too? I don’t know, I haven’t seen it. Well, I […]
Bait (2012) [REVIEW]
The people who made The Grey can fuck right off. Well, maybe that’s a little harsh. I had seen trailers for The Grey and wasn’t all that happy with […]
Mama (2013) [REVIEW]
After having seen Zero Dark Thirty, which also stars Jessica Chastain, the night prior to seeing Mama, I can say with 100% certainty that Chastain looks ridiculous as Hollywood’s […]
