Since writing is really hard sometimes, the Wolfman prefers to tell you his thoughts on The Hobbit – The Unexpected Journey. From 3D to all this 48 frames per second […]
I’M ALREADY FUCKING CONFUSED. Is this movie called Hold Your Breath or HoldYourBreath or #HoldYourBreath? Who the fuck puts a giant hashtag (that’s what they call the pound symbol on Twitter) in […]
Despite having only seen Gremlins for the first time about a year ago, we have a long a tumultuous history together. I had actually seen the sequel a shit […]
“I don’t want to READ a movie, I want to WATCH a movie!” is my typical impersonation of a close-minded asshole who isn’t willing to go see a foreign […]
This movie was in my “to watch” pile for Christmas, but considering I just watched the remake of this movie without knowing it was a remake, I figured I’d […]
How the fuck was I supposed to know this was a remake? Even though it’s a “loose” remake, it’s still a goddamned remake. Do you know how many movies […]
TIT’S THE REASON, AM I RIGHT GUYS? That’s the thing people say? Tit’s the season? Okay guys I am just making jokes around here, okay? Since it is now […]
I confused The Collector with other movies so many times! I’m quite a character, aren’t I? I think this movie was on Netflix Instant for a few months and […]
Nope, I’ve never seen this movie. Well, I saw it the ONE time, just recently, in order to talk about it, but before that, not even once. I don’t […]
THREE TIMES. THREE FUCKING TIMES I TRIED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE BEFORE FINISHING IT. I don’t want to get too ahead of myself by saying it was so awful […]
