Turistas (2006) [REVIEW]
I think everyone’s reaction upon seeing the trailer for Turistas was something like:”Oh good, another one of THESE movies.” I know that’s what my reaction was. However, when I watched The Ruins not […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
The Roost (2005) [REVIEW]
Following along with people like Dario Argento and George Romero, writer/director Ti West is another filmmaker who I claim to be one of my favorites, despite not having seen […]
Candyman (1992) [REVIEW]
Apparently I’ve seen this movie before, but I don’t remember anything about it other than Tony Todd being awesome. That can be said about a lot of movies Tony […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) [REVIEW]
Some of you might be familiar with the phrase “one-two punch”, and not being a boxer, I think it typically means two successive things that accomplish what they were […]
Serving Up Richard (2011) [REVIEW]
Since I’m such a Hollywood big shot, this is a movie that isn’t coming out for a couple of months in limited release but I got to view it […]
Gless (2010) & The Mockingbird (2011) [REVIEW]
Do you guys have ANY fucking clue what’s going on right now? You just read that post title correctly, and I am reviewing TWO things in ONE post. WHAT THE […]
Demons (1985) [REVIEW]
I’ve tried to watch this movie a few times, and for one reason or another, I’ve never been able to get into it. It’s crazy to think that being […]
Piranha 3DD (2012) [REVIEW]
You might remember me including this movie on my “Things I Want to See or Something” list that I had made a few months ago, but considering the price […]
Nightbreed: The Cabal Cut (2012) [REVIEW]
Some of you guys, or as I sometimes say “yous guys”, might be confused as to what this movie is. You might be familiar with a movie known as […]
Urban Legend (1998) [REVIEW]
The late 90’s were a pretty good time to be an attractive TV star who hoped of breaking into movies, wasn’t it? It seems like every other week there […]
The Wolfman Cometh 