V/H/S (2012) [REVIEW]
Aren’t we all pretty fucking sick of found footage horror movies? Yes, yes we are. It seems as though any time that people are in a movie theater and […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
The Tall Man (2012) [REVIEW]
Have you ever had one of those experiences where you kind of sort of hear things about the movie, think about those things for too long, watch the movie, […]
Rites of Spring (2011) [REVIEW]
I think AJ Bowen is just great. Granted, I’ve only seen a few of his movies, but every movie he is in he brings a terrifying intensity, yet there’s […]
I’ll Always Know What You Did Last Summer (2006) [REVIEW]
You really didn’t expect me to watch the first two movies and NOT watch the third and final film, did you?! STOP BEING IDIOTS, GUYS. Although, to be fair, […]
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) [REVIEW]
Did you guys really expect me to watch I Know What You Did Last Summer and NOT watch its sequel?! What are you, some sort of crazy idiot?! I think […]
Turistas (2006) [REVIEW]
I think everyone’s reaction upon seeing the trailer for Turistas was something like:”Oh good, another one of THESE movies.” I know that’s what my reaction was. However, when I watched The Ruins not […]
The Roost (2005) [REVIEW]
Following along with people like Dario Argento and George Romero, writer/director Ti West is another filmmaker who I claim to be one of my favorites, despite not having seen […]
Candyman (1992) [REVIEW]
Apparently I’ve seen this movie before, but I don’t remember anything about it other than Tony Todd being awesome. That can be said about a lot of movies Tony […]
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) [REVIEW]
Some of you might be familiar with the phrase “one-two punch”, and not being a boxer, I think it typically means two successive things that accomplish what they were […]
Serving Up Richard (2011) [REVIEW]
Since I’m such a Hollywood big shot, this is a movie that isn’t coming out for a couple of months in limited release but I got to view it […]
