The Amityville Horror (2005) [REVIEW]
Didn’t I see this shit in theaters? Why yes, yes I DID see this shit in theaters! I didn’t really remember anything about this version of the movie, other […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Sleepy Hollow (1999) [REVIEW]
Everyone remembers the cartoon of this story, right? Well, not only do I remember that, but I also remember that we bought a live-action version of the story starring […]
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) [REVIEW]
I have absolutely no qualms about really enjoying the first film, and really can’t remember much of what happened in its sequel. I do remember not liking the sequel, and […]
The Devil’s Rejects (2005) [REVIEW]
I know that I mentioned this movie a few months ago when talking about movies that remind me of summer, so why the fuck am I watching it now? […]
Monster House (2006) [REVIEW]
Back when I was a projectionist, the trailer for this movie annoyed the FUCK out of me. It started with that little girl singing, and I always had to […]
The Blair Witch Project (1999) [REVIEW]
The summer this movie came out was a big one for me. I saw Shannon Elizabeth‘s boobs in American Pie, I saw this movie…I guess those were the highlights. […]
The Others (2001)
Holy shit, this movie came out ten years ago? I can’t really remember why I was excited to see this movie or why it was getting publicity, maybe it […]
Nerds + Nerds – Nerds vs. Nerds = NERDS
I’ll admit that the subject of this post doesn’t really make any sense. After my time at the Music Box Massacre over the weekend, and seeing how many horror nerds […]
Music Box Massacre 7 Recap
This past Saturday, Oct. 15th, I entered myself into a world of pain by subjecting myself to the 7th annual Music Box Massacre, a 24 hour horror movie marathon, sure […]
The Thing (2011)
So what the fuck is it, a prequel or a remake? Can someone please explain this shit to me? Fine, I’ll explain it to YOU, those that didn’t know […]
