The People Under the Stairs (1991) [REVIEW]
Haven’t I seen this movie before? I must have seen this movie before. The only problem with trying to remember whether or not I had seen it was the […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
House of 1000 Corpses (2003) [REVIEW]
Wait a second, since when does the number “one thousand” not require a comma?! Grammatical errors aside, I remember this movie only existing as a rumor for quite a few […]
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) [REVIEW]
Not to be one of those “I saw this movie before you had even heard of it” kinds of guys, but, that’s what happened with the first movie. See! Look! […]
Zombie Strippers! (2008) [REVIEW]
With all of the insane movies that have been released over the past few years, it seems quite tame to have a movie involving zombies and strippers. But at […]
George A. Romero Presents: Deadtime Stories: Vol. 2 (2011) [REVIEW]
Good luck finding out which fucking installment of this “franchise” I’m talking about, since nobody can seem to agree on what the fuck the titles should be. I think […]
House of Bones (2010) [REVIEW]
I wish that there was a warning on Netflix (or should I say Qwikster?) that warned me about movies that were made by SyFy. Based on this movie’s description, […]
A Horrible Way to Die (2010) [REVIEW]
What a movie title! Obviously my first thought was that this film was going to be filled with some incredible brutal and creepy death scenes, and I was all for […]
Haunting at the Beacon (2009) [REVIEW]
One thing that I hate is when I read user reviews of horror movies where people try to defend a movie by saying, “It’s so bad that it’s good,” […]
Lake Mungo (2008) [REVIEW]
YES I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP FOR TEN MINUTES OF THIS MOVIE. Just wanted to make sure I got that out of the way before I went any further. Despite […]
Mega Mini Reviews!
Strange nonsensical juxtaposition with the title of this post, I know, but I just wanted to combine “mini” and “mega” because alliteration is fun. Remember last week when I gave […]
