White Noise (2005) [REVIEW]
You win again, Blockbuster! You have managed to get money from me, and get to have one less crappy DVD in your inventory. I never actually saw this movie […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Troll (1986) [REVIEW]
It’s pretty difficult explaining to someone why people purposely pay to see awful movies. Being a huge fan of them, I often find myself having to explain it, and […]
Night Train (2009) [REVIEW]
I feel kind of weird as categorizing this film as a “Horror Film”, since it was definitely more of a thriller. However, I really don’t care that much, I […]
The Abandoned (2006) [REVIEW]
I feel like a traitor for writing this review, considering it’s July 4th and all. Confused? Well, this movie was written/directed by a Spaniard, and takes place in Russia, […]
The Last Broadcast (1998) [REVIEW]
When looking into this movie, the three phrases that really jump out at me were “mockumentary”, “murder”, and “Jersey Devil”. Kind of hard to screw that equation up, isn’t […]
Creep (2004) [REVIEW]
I can’t remember exactly how I came across this movie, but it was most likely because of either Rue Morgue or Bloody Disgusting, so I had low standards. I did […]
Chupacabra Terror (2005) [REVIEW]
I know what you’re thinking, because I once stood in your shoes. You’re wondering why this film found it necessary to include the word “terror” in the title, after already […]
Feast II: Sloppy Seconds (2008) [REVIEW]
Holy shit did this movie has some monster-sized balls, with a dick to match. I mean that figuratively and literally. I really only vaguely remember the first installment of […]
Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural (1973) [REVIEW]
I’ve had this movie at my house for over a month and could really just never get too excited to watch it. It might be because Rampaige claimed to […]
Strangeland (1998) [REVIEW]
Remember back when the internet was a scary and confusing place? I’m not saying it’s not a scary and confusing place now. I mean, I still get confused trying […]
The Wolfman Cometh 