This Is Your Death (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Remember when Armageddon and Deep Impact came out in the same year and it was tough to remember which was which? Or what about when Dante’s Peak came out the […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
House on Willow Street (2017) [REVIEW]
Sharni Vinson sure was a badass in You’re Next, wasn’t she? I wasn’t really familiar with her until then, but she also starred in the (shitty) shark movie Bait, which I […]
Ethan Embry Talks Devil’s Candy, Separating Art From Artist, And Having Hair Again
Thanks to films like That Thing You Do!, Empire Records, and Can’t Hardly Wait, virtually every girl I knew in high school had a crush on Ethan Embry. Additionally, were […]
Mayhem (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
How has Joe Lynch only directed four feature-length films?! Considering his notoriety in the genre film community, you’d think he was on his tenth by now. Granted, considering he was […]
The Devil’s Candy (2015) [REVIEW]
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING METAL THIS MOVIE IS! Guitars! Flames! Shirtless dudes with tattoos! You guys better strap in, because The Devil’s Candy is certainly NOT for lame-ass poseurs. Or, […]
Drifter (2016) [REVIEW]
Ya know, when you become a big “hot shot” like myself, you often get emails encouraging you to check out movies you might not have heard of and just roll the […]
Don’t Knock Twice (2016) [REVIEW]
The last time I saw Katie Sackhoff in a horror movie, it was Oculus, which was complete garbage. The last time I saw Lucy Boynton in a horror movie, it […]
The Girl With All the Gifts (2016) [REVIEW]
Man, there sure were some long-ass movie titles in 2016, weren’t there? I constantly confused The Girl on the Train, The Girl With All the Gifts, and I Am the […]
Girl House (2014) [REVIEW]
Although it’s been a few years since I’ve seen it, I used to have a lot of fun with Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer. It’s possible that stems from a nostalgic […]
Cabin Fever (2016) [REVIEW]
Horror fans are obviously no strangers to remake, and with everyone announcement, you’ll be inundated with the same comments online about something being “sacred” or whatever. It’s the same thing, […]
The Wolfman Cometh 