The Transfiguration (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Vampire movies aren’t my thing. Granted, there are few horror subgenres that are “my thing,” but you gotta give me something pretty […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Two Pigeons (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
There are a lot of things about SXSW that makes it a pretty rad festival. One of those things is you end up seeing movies that you’ve never goddamned heard […]
Lake Bodom (2016) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
My first exposure to “Lake Bodom” was hearing about the Finnish death metal band Children of Bodom, who took their name from an incident in 1960 where four teenagers were […]
This Is Your Death (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Remember when Armageddon and Deep Impact came out in the same year and it was tough to remember which was which? Or what about when Dante’s Peak came out the […]
House on Willow Street (2017) [REVIEW]
Sharni Vinson sure was a badass in You’re Next, wasn’t she? I wasn’t really familiar with her until then, but she also starred in the (shitty) shark movie Bait, which I […]
Ethan Embry Talks Devil’s Candy, Separating Art From Artist, And Having Hair Again
Thanks to films like That Thing You Do!, Empire Records, and Can’t Hardly Wait, virtually every girl I knew in high school had a crush on Ethan Embry. Additionally, were […]
Mayhem (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
How has Joe Lynch only directed four feature-length films?! Considering his notoriety in the genre film community, you’d think he was on his tenth by now. Granted, considering he was […]
The Devil’s Candy (2015) [REVIEW]
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING METAL THIS MOVIE IS! Guitars! Flames! Shirtless dudes with tattoos! You guys better strap in, because The Devil’s Candy is certainly NOT for lame-ass poseurs. Or, […]
Drifter (2016) [REVIEW]
Ya know, when you become a big “hot shot” like myself, you often get emails encouraging you to check out movies you might not have heard of and just roll the […]
Don’t Knock Twice (2016) [REVIEW]
The last time I saw Katie Sackhoff in a horror movie, it was Oculus, which was complete garbage. The last time I saw Lucy Boynton in a horror movie, it […]
The Wolfman Cometh 