The Cell (2000) [REVIEW]
Imagine, if you will, a time and place where there was no hotter actress than Jennifer Lopez, a leading man no more charming than Vince Vaughn, and an actor no […]
Category Archives: Horror Movies
Abattoir (2016) [REVIEW]
I can’t say I’m super familiar with all of Darren Lynn Bousman‘s work, but from what I have seen, it’s always been pretty stylish. Whether you like that style or […]
The Possession Experiment (2016) [REVIEW]
I could only assume this movie involved sitting someone down to watch Andrej Zulawski’s Possession over and over again to see how long it took for someone to transform into […]
The Similars (Los Parecidos) (2016) [REVIEW]
Listen, you can make fun of me all you want, but I haven’t seen México Bárbaro yet. Guys, I said you can make fun of me, I don’t care what you […]
The Monster (2016) [REVIEW]
I don’t think it’s too big of a stretch to say that The Strangers is one of the best home invasion horror movies, and definitely towards the top of […]
The Windmill (2016) [REVIEW]
Ah, yes, finally a movie about the most difficult of miniature golf obstacles! No, I’m kidding, that’s not what this was about. Although, honestly, I had no idea what […]
In a Valley of Violence (2016) [REVIEW]
TI WESTERN TI WESTERN TI WESTERN. See, what I’ve done is I’ve combined the writer/director’s name (Ti West) with a film genre (Western) to create a hilarious play on words, […]
31 (2016) [REVIEW]
Remember how fucking good The Lords of Salem was? So fucking good. Considering how often I’ve voiced my opinions on his Halloween films, I wanted to make note of […]
Jack Goes Home (2016) [REVIEW]
“After he went boating, he had to return to where his adventure began. JACK GOES HOME.” Okay, well, maybe that’s not actually the tagline for this movie, but it […]
Satanic (2016) [REVIEW]
Guys, it’s called “Satanic” so of course I’m gonna wanna check it out! Satan is the ultimate bad boy, second only to me. I’d never heard of this movie, […]
The Wolfman Cometh 