Are You Following Me!?
Listen — I’ve never been good at self-promotion. One reason is that I don’t think I have anything that’s worth being promoted by anyone, which I’m sure you all agree […]
Category Archives: Inane Ramblings
Universal Horror Unleashed Opening Night Recap and Haunted Houses Ranked
Here’s everything you need to know about Universal Horror Unleashed, open now in Las Vegas.
Is Art the Clown Horror’s Savior or Its Death Knell?
The Terrifier mascot could be what the genre needs or could be the nail in the coffin of creativity.
Time Is a Flat Moon
15 years ago, against everyone’s better judgement, I started writing about horror movies. At the time, the main impetus was the fact that I was living in Chicago and, not […]
Okay, Fine, I Love Halloween II Now
Even if I love the original Halloween, I’ve never thought Michael Myers was a Cool Guy. The Shape? He’s pretty badass, but every sequel (outside of Halloween III: Season of […]
Wolfman’s Guide to Getting Into the Spirit of Spooky Season
Whenever summer winds to a close and the cultural focus shifts away from vacations and towards students getting back to school, Halloween freaks know that the most wonderful time of […]
Just Buy the T-Shirt or: How I’m Coping With My Mom’s Death
Nearly two months ago, my mom went into the hospital due to pain caused by metastatic cholangiocarcinoma which she had been diagnosed with six months earlier. Four days later, she […]
…And From the Ashes Rises “Wolfman: The Hater”
For those of you who have frequented this blog over the last eight years, you may have realized that 1) You are dumber because of it and 2) I used […]
Cabin Fever (2016) [REVIEW]
Horror fans are obviously no strangers to remake, and with everyone announcement, you’ll be inundated with the same comments online about something being “sacred” or whatever. It’s the same thing, […]
Who is The Wolfman and where has he gone?
I’m the Wolfman and I’m right here! Thank you for reading this blog post, which is now over. Hahahahah, okay, that was just a goof. Classic Wolfman, always goofin’ […]
The Wolfman Cometh 