Welcome to Night Vale [REVIEW]
I’ve reviewed movies, TV shows, comic books, and documented pointless events in my life, but this is the first time I’ve ever reviewed a podcast! I listen to a handful […]
Category Archives: decent non-horror
Thor: The Dark World (2013) [REVIEW]
I’M THO THOR THAT I CAN’T EVEN PITH! See, that was a joke about people who have speech impediments. Haha, those fuckers. It’s like, instead of pronouncing an “s” […]
Coherence (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
The Wolverine (2013) [REVIEW]
I recently revisited X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and there’s no fucking way The Wolverine can be as shitty as that movie was, can it? Did you guys see the trailers […]
Superman Returns (2006) [REVIEW]
I DON’T LIKE SUPERMAN. I know, that sounds relatively cliché to say, but it’s true. There haven’t really been any Superman stories or movies or anything that I’ve really connected with […]
Gut (2012) [REVIEW]
Horror movies are pretty cool, right? I watch a lot of them without knowing what they’re about, but just watch it based on the name. A few years ago […]
The Ninth Gate (1999) [REVIEW]
Holy shit, this movie came out in 1999?! It feels like it’s a lot older than that. I remember seeing The Ninth Gate in theaters and thinking it was […]
The Revenant (2009) [REVIEW]
As you all know, I’m a pretty big deal in the blogging world. Such a big deal that I just spelled it “blooging” and had to go back and […]
Holy Ghost People (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW]
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLERS, AM I RIGHT?! I hate fucking genre labels. Is this a dramatic horror movie? Is it a drama […]
Detention (2011) [REVIEW]
I saw this movie popping up on quite a few “Best of 2011” lists, and pretty much the same amount of “Worst of 2011” lists. What gives, guys?! How […]
The Wolfman Cometh 