Us and Them (2017) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’17]
Guys, I did it! I’m back at SXSW! I am cool, once again! It only took another 20-hour drive to do it, but I am once again big time. As […]
Category Archives: decent non-horror
Camino (2015) [REVIEW]
FULL DISCLOSURE: survival horror typically isn’t my thing. Sure, I enjoy Wolf Creek and Wolf Creek 2, and sure, you could describe a lot of movies featuring serial killers hunting […]
Doctor Strange (2016) [REVIEW]
It’s been eight years since the beginning of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and we FINALLY get to see the story of white man whose genius is only exceeded by […]
In a Valley of Violence (2016) [REVIEW]
TI WESTERN TI WESTERN TI WESTERN. See, what I’ve done is I’ve combined the writer/director’s name (Ti West) with a film genre (Western) to create a hilarious play on words, […]
Jack Goes Home (2016) [REVIEW]
“After he went boating, he had to return to where his adventure began. JACK GOES HOME.” Okay, well, maybe that’s not actually the tagline for this movie, but it […]
Faults (2013) [REVIEW] [SXSW ’14]
I’ve mentioned that seeing films without really know much of what they’re about is one of my favorite part of a festival, right? RIGHT? Well let me remind you that […]
Welcome to Night Vale [REVIEW]
I’ve reviewed movies, TV shows, comic books, and documented pointless events in my life, but this is the first time I’ve ever reviewed a podcast! I listen to a handful […]
Thor: The Dark World (2013) [REVIEW]
I’M THO THOR THAT I CAN’T EVEN PITH! See, that was a joke about people who have speech impediments. Haha, those fuckers. It’s like, instead of pronouncing an “s” […]
Coherence (2013) [REVIEW] [FANTASTIC FEST]
Want to know what I knew about Coherence going into it? ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. Okay, that’s not entirely true. I knew it was a movie. I guess I had also […]
The Wolverine (2013) [REVIEW]
I recently revisited X-Men Origins: Wolverine, and there’s no fucking way The Wolverine can be as shitty as that movie was, can it? Did you guys see the trailers […]
The Wolfman Cometh 