X2 (2003) [REVIEW]
I think I had mentioned seeing this movie on opening day, which, I guess, means I’m mildly full of shit. Granted, I did see the midnight showing of this movie, […]
Category Archives: Non-Horror Movies
X-Men (2000) [REVIEW]
I blame going to see Thor for the reason I recently watched this movie. There was a time when I was going to see pretty much every “blockbuster” movie […]
Fast Five (2011) [REVIEW]
I really don’t know how the fuck to review this movie. What do you expect from a piece of shit like this? Normally, this is the part where I […]
Thor (2011) [REVIEW]
This is definitely the most ambitious Marvel movie to date, as well as one that I wasn’t too excited to see. Thor is one of the most recognizable Marvel […]
Slumdog Millionaire (2008) [REVIEW]
It took a few attempts of typing the title before I got it right, because I kept typing “Slum-dunder Mifflin-aire” since I watch too much of The Office. I […]
Black Swan (2010) [REVIEW]
You might be noticing a trend in the movies I’m reviewing, or at least the fact that the past few haven’t really been “horror” films, and rather are films […]
The Hurt Locker (2008) [REVIEW]
This film marked the second year in a row that a movie won best picture at the Oscars and I had no fucking clue what it was. The previous year […]
The Town (2010) [REVIEW]
Ben Affleck, that guy from Mad Men, Massachusetts, and Hawkeye?! What’s not to like! Even though I had never seen the movie, I bought it for a yankee swap […]
Super (2010) [REVIEW]
I didn’t really see any trailers for this movie, so the only reason I knew it existed was because of Rainn Wilson‘s Twitter. Based on the pictures he had posted […]
127 Hours (2010) [REVIEW]
Whoa, that sure is a long movie! Hahaha! Get it? I’m pretending the movie is 127 hours long, but it’s not. You fucking idiot. I wanted to see this […]
The Wolfman Cometh 