Rare Exports (2010) [REVIEW]
“I don’t want to READ a movie, I want to WATCH a movie!” is my typical impersonation of a close-minded asshole who isn’t willing to go see a foreign […]
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Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984) [REVIEW]
This movie was in my “to watch” pile for Christmas, but considering I just watched the remake of this movie without knowing it was a remake, I figured I’d […]
Silent Night (2012) [REVIEW]
How the fuck was I supposed to know this was a remake? Even though it’s a “loose” remake, it’s still a goddamned remake. Do you know how many movies […]
Jack Frost (1997) [REVIEW]
TIT’S THE REASON, AM I RIGHT GUYS? That’s the thing people say? Tit’s the season? Okay guys I am just making jokes around here, okay? Since it is now […]
Black X-Mas (2006) [REVIEW]
Did you see what day it was?! Did you see the name of the movie?! Okay fine, I’ll admit that this isn’t any sort of “Christmas classic” or anything, but […]
Happy Holidays!
Choke on a bunch of dicks, suckbags! But no seriously, no reviews lately because it’s all been Christmas movies. Luckily I got new Blu Rays, one less job, and one […]
Black Christmas (1974) [REVIEW]
Not to be confused with Black X-Mas from 2006 starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Lacey Chabert, and Michelle Trachtenberg, I’m talking about the original. I was merely attempting to name […]
The Children (2008) [REVIEW]
This film marks a highlight in my life. Not really anything related directly to this film, of course, but a personal victory. This film marks the first time Netflix […]
The Wolfman Cometh 