Silent Hill: Revelation (2012) [REVIEW]
Does anyone remember anything about the first Silent Hill movie? Something about some guy with a pyramid on his head? Or something? Whatever. Even though I don’t remember much […]
Does anyone remember anything about the first Silent Hill movie? Something about some guy with a pyramid on his head? Or something? Whatever. Even though I don’t remember much […]
It was a rough weekend over at the Wolf den, folks, and I’m still recovering. I know what you’re thinking. You follow me on Twitter and saw that I was watching […]
Things haven’t been easy for World War Z, have they? This movie started filming in 2011, had to stop production for bullshit reasons, finished filming, but then the entire […]
FUCKING ALIENS, AM I RIGHT GUYS?! If you’ve read my recent reviews of Signs or V/H/S/2, you’ll be familiar with the fact that alien movies creep me out. Even […]
As you may or may not remember from my review of Superman Returns, I have never really had a strong connection with either Superman as a character or in […]
This is the last one, I promise. There aren’t any more M. Night Shyamalan movies I really felt like watching, and the only reason I watched The Happening was […]
The summer of Shyamalan continues! Already did The Sixth Sense and The Village, so this train is going to keep rolling right along to Signs. I wasn’t inspired to […]
I like horror movies and I like jokes, so I SHOULD love all movies that combine these two genres, right?! FUCK NO. You’d think that by doubling up on […]
You might remember that I recently reviewed The Sixth Sense because M. Night Shyamalan‘s newest film, After Earth, was about to be released and I wanted to remember a […]
Humans are pretty big pieces of shit, aren’t they? Just in general, we walk around like a bunch of sophisticated beings, but we’re just a bunch of animals that […]